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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon Oโ€™Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced โ€œJarโ€

#๐™ต๐š˜๐š•๐š•๐š˜๐š  liberally
#๐™ฑ๐š˜๐š˜๐šœ๐š often
#๐™ป๐š˜๐šŸ๐šŽ the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, Iโ€™m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
Iโ€™ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

https://justmytoots.com/@dgar@aus.social

#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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I went to a shindig with my archeologist friend.

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is pleased to have featured on The SloFi Show by DJ SloMo (@kashifshah) on AnonRadio on Tuesday (2024-06-04).

You can listen to the entire stream from the AnonRadio Archives page: https://archives.anonradio.net

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dgar, to ethelcain
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#Dgar is celebrating 500 Soundcloud plays on:

Gettinโ€™ Stoned (feat. Andre Louis (@Onj))
~ Dgar

Song Link: https://song.link/i/1738768404

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/gettin-stoned-feat-andre-louis

#DgarMusic #Indie #Rock #Collaboration #Music #MusiciansOfMastodon

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*lifted from @revndm

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Happy Birthday
โ€œCovfefeโ€!

Seven years old already!

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When the press is negative and constant๏ปฟโ€ฆ

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Thereโ€™s one bar in town called The Fiddle, but I never go to it.

Itโ€™s a vile inn.

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This just in: A stitch in time can save up to 16.374.

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#Dgar wrote this song. Iโ€™m

Stupid
~ Dgar

https://song.link/i/1726802656

#DgarMusic

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Them: Anything you say may be held against you.

Me: Tits!

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โ€œEach morning is the open door to a new world - new vistas, new aims, new plans, new thingsโ€ฆ Wednesday morning is no less.โ€
~ Someone from Earth.

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โ€œA Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.โ€
~ Demetri Martin

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@dgar You ok hon ?

๐Ÿค—

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@staringatclouds yeah, sorry, that toot was a bit thoughtless. Iโ€™m fine, trying to be funny.

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@staringatclouds
I donโ€™t feel immortal. The last 4700 years has been tough. ๐Ÿคญ

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A girl Iโ€™m dating owns a bakery and works long hours. I donโ€™t think itโ€™s going to work out. Sheโ€™s too kneady.

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@DocAtCDI When I found out my other half owned 27 hives, I knew she was a keeper.

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special shoutout to @dgar !

i played a few of your songs today, but was having troubles with my text-to-speech script so didnโ€™t get to let you know ahead of time so you could listen live with us

space pop is where it is at :)
https://mastodon.sdf.org/@screwtape/112560543838070289

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@kashifshah
โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค˜

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Diary of an ASD Squirrel. Day 220 , Tuesday 04/06/2024

My Pavlovian response got me up at 06:30, so hobbled down to breakfast.

The meds the Doc gave me yesterday are doing the biz as far as reducing the pain goes, if not the swelling.
Itโ€™s so nice to be able to walk again , even if it is only a shuffling gait!
The meds are also messing with my digestive system, had an egg butty for lunch which grumbled its way thru me this afternoon. So rather than a some ham & a bit of salad for tea it was soup, again !

Oh I hope this speed of recovery is maintained!

Final Thoughts.

Every thought I have at the moment is directed at getting my foot back to normal & not looking like a prop front the Elephant Man !

Thank you to all those who are helping me on this journey, in a myriad different ways. I am thankful to each & every one of you! ๐Ÿซ‚ ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ๐Ÿ––

@actuallyautistic
#TimsASDjourney #ActuallyAutistic #Neurospicy #TheMammutMoves

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@Tim_McTuffty @mathi_gwithyas *breaks interwebs

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enjoys Ze Frank.

True Facts: The Crazy Defences of Butterflies and Moths
~ Ze Frank

https://youtu.be/v-s714RNXHY

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A pun walks into a bar and ten people die.

Pun in. Ten dead.

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@rood

A pun is barred from entering a bar and ten people died.

No pun In. Ten dead.

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If Iโ€™m looking for some info about being a DJ, I go to Wikiwikiwikipedia.

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โ€œIncontinence Helpline, please hold.โ€

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@mutter01 @WearsHats ๐Ÿคญ

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Beautiful flowers at KaapscheHoop in Mpumalanga, South Africa.

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