dugglebutt

dugglebutt, 2 months ago to random

Children will always be like, “I have a secret” and you’ll be like, “oh cool what’s that?” And then they will be like, “I know exactly when and how you will die” then run away laughing

dugglebutt, 2 months ago to random

people are always asking, “if you could be any superhero, who would you be?” and I’m like, Batman. I’d just retire and be a rich guy

No shame in that

dugglebutt, 2 months ago to random

I bet at mensa they play connect five

dugglebutt, 2 months ago to random

Random question: I saw Dune 2 a few nights ago and I have only ever read the first Herbert book so I have no frame of reference: was it close to the source material?

It was long and they barely even mention the sandworms other than just basically using them as a means of transportation.

dugglebutt, 2 months ago to random

If fashion recycles every 20 years, WHEN are people going to start buying my extensive collection of Big Johnson t-shirts??

dugglebutt, 2 months ago to random

I’ve managed to procure a 4 billion scoville pepper that is actually just a piece of the Chernobyl reactor

dugglebutt, 2 months ago to random

The Ewoks using stormtrooper helmets as drums at the end of Return of the Jedi was a SAVAGE move

dugglebutt, 2 months ago to random

What kind of Mr. Magoo ass captain was driving that ship? How could you not see a bridge??

dugglebutt, 2 months ago to random

It’s weird to think that in this scene from The Fifth Element, Ruby Rhod was singing a song that was 280 years old

https://youtu.be/YLWzSL4RI8c?si=-CNkMrtVqID4vQtK

dugglebutt, 2 months ago to random

Delicious! Delectable! Exquisite! Give my compliments to the chef!

McDonald’s employee: uh, okaaaay?

dugglebutt, 2 months ago to random

Lady Gaga and The Goo Goo Dolls should tour together and just to mess with people, call it The Lady Dolls Tour

dugglebutt, 2 months ago to random

Friendly reminder that the actor from Mr. Belvedere once sat on his own balls so hard, he had to go to the hospital.

dugglebutt, 2 months ago to random

Apparently Bruno Mars owes the casino he is currently doing residency in $50 million in gambling debts, which is completely absurd and sort of hilarious.

dugglebutt, 2 months ago to random

It’s so completely insane that the Chicago River is dyed green on St. Patrick’s Day each year. I mean, that can’t be environmentally friendly. But this is also a city that was so polluted at one time, that Lake Michigan was literally on fire so 🤷‍♂️

dugglebutt, 2 months ago to random

Recently learned that Ringo Starr has never eaten pizza before. How? What?

dugglebutt, 2 months ago to random

I just learned that I am a Capricorn which some kind of a goat. I suppose that is pretty cool but idk

dugglebutt, 2 months ago to random

It’s sort of funny how there is a famous person named Kate Upton and a famous person named Kate Middleton, but no famous person named Kate Downton? What are we even doing here?

dugglebutt, 2 months ago to random

What’s the cheat code to play as Dale Earnhardt in the new NASCAR video game?

Left, Left, Left, Left, Left, Left, Left, Left, Left, Left, Left, Left, Left, Left, Left, Right

dugglebutt, 2 months ago to random

Did you know you don’t need a driver’s license to be a NASCAR driver? I find that wildly hilarious. Like if anybody should have a license, it’s them. But nope.

dugglebutt, 2 months ago to random

I weigh less than I did in high school now. I was 6’1” and weighed 185 and now I’m 6’4” and weigh 170. It’s disgusting. I try to eat but I can’t. I’m trying so hard to hold it together but I don’t know how much I have left in the tank.

dugglebutt, 2 months ago to random

I was just sitting there knocking out MS excel spreadsheets and bullshitting with John Waters it was all good. Dude is the man. If you ever have a chance to talk to him, do it. Guy is the man.

dugglebutt, 2 months ago to random

John Waters, the director of a bunch of weird movies, is unquestionably the nicest person I have ever had the opportunity to speak with at my time at SAG/AFTRA. We were just bullshitting on the phone for hours until my boss was like “you gotta hang up”. Waters is the nicest guy you could ever meet in the world. At the end of our conversation, he offered me free tickets to some broadway play but I couldn’t accept them because of dumb laws, but I really should have.

dugglebutt, 2 months ago to random

I always found Vikings to be hilarious because they would take psychedelic mushrooms before going into battle, so they would be incredibly difficult to defeat because they were so outrageously unpredictable. They would just attack you from all over the place and it was impossible to prepare for it