hungry_joe

hungry_joe, 1 month ago to random

looking for investors for my mom & pop dildo store

hungry_joe, 1 month ago to random

this orgy could have been a sext

hungry_joe, 1 month ago to random

[last supper]

jesus: hey judas, pass me the buttfor

apostles snigger

judas: what's a buttfor?

jesus: FOR POOPING, DICKHEAD HAHAHA

judas: [under his breath] i'll get you for this

hungry_joe, 1 month ago to random

I do dramatic readings of incel reddit posts now. They do well on tik tok, so someone might enjoy them here too :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cTXbdb04Jo

hungry_joe, 1 month ago to random

what is happening in this stock photo and is it TOO powerful

hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

no boss i won't be coming back to the office, why would i give up access to my own private toilet

hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

try this new fleshlight i just invented SIKE its made of oobleck enjoy your fractured dick idiot

hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

shitposting is called shitposting because, like manure, it makes the rest of the posting landscape more fertile for serious stuff

hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

Stim-U-Lax, 1941, designed for barbers to massage their client's heads, but known to be used for more... covert purposes.

I have so much room in my heart for vintage sex toys.

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hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

Putting together a little video about my recent visit to The Museum Of Sex Machines in Prague, my spiritual home. Just wanted to share this one shot first.

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hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

my neck
my back
my anxiety attack

hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

Here's me taking a picture, and the picture I was taking :)

(Prague)

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hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

someone please take the internet away from me

hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

Yer mum's dildo arrived

hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

*quits job
*gives away belongings
*walks barefoot to Tibet
*picks sacred flower as offering
*climbs tallest mountain
*scales highest peak
*approaches wise hermit

wise hermit: what is your one question

Me, panting for breath, near death: shouldn't it be called a teethbrush

hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

what do we want?

NOW

when do we want it?

FASTER THAN LIGHT TRAVEL

hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

remember when i got Ann Summers sued by MGM because I wrote 'bend me, shape me, any way you want me' for a bendy sex toy campaign that went in every shop window in the uk without checking whether those lyrics were copyrighted first

hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

"but i didn't shave"

honey i once ate a curly wurly i found on the floor of a taxi, lie back

hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

me, sexy voice: baby im gonna take you to pound land

her: do you mean pound town?

me, holding a bag of off-brand wine gums, a wireless phone charger, and a tin of pedigree chum: nope

hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

the gym's cool an' that but why does everything have to be so heavy

hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

deeply suspicious when a guy describes himself as "open-minded," he either wants an argument about politics or he's going to ask if he can fuck my girlfriend

hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

Podcasts are a great way for straight white men to summarise a 15-minute topic into only 4 hours.

hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

you can replace all the syllables in Timothee Chalamet with different ones and you still know exactly who i'm talking about. Watch this:

Fidgety Chevrolet
Jiminy Creme-Brulee
Lemony Lingerie

hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

Iconic.

hungry_joe, 2 months ago to random

it me, i am an art