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@ian@hachyderm.io

Kubernetes SIG Security co-chair, container escape artist, goose in the mainframe. Minneapolis. Stay punk 🏴

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Anyone know what sites have actually reliable, spam-free info for American students considering going to college abroad?

Google is dead and suggesting ChatGPT will catch you a block

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It's that time again: I'm fundraising for the port-a-potties at George Floyd Square! Because everyone needs a place to go 💛🤎

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Please help support if you can and boost for reach! Thank you! 🤗

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Last night was a very good night in Superior National Forest, MN.

Photos taken by my aurora chasing partner @bigendiansmalls with an iPhone 15

brightly colored overhead aurora. Its pattern looks a bit like a bird in flight
a brightly colored burst of overhead aurora
aurora curtains

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The Emperor’s New Clothes was a metaphor for what it’s like to be an autistic person in a neurotypical world. In this essay I will

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I too enjoy walking around wearing the man page for tar(1)

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Happy worst day to be on the Internet for autistic people day!

See y’all tomorrow ✌️

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I accidentally found a security issue while benchmarking postgres changes.

If you run debian testing, unstable or some other more "bleeding edge" distribution, I strongly recommend upgrading ASAP.

https://www.openwall.com/lists/oss-security/2024/03/29/4

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@AndresFreundTec Thank you.

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People who have had braces: does it hurt getting them taken off or after? My baby’s getting theirs off today and I never had braces as a kid, so I’m trying to figure out how best to take care of them

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I told them I would take them to the store after they get their braces taken off to get all the crunchy food and gummy bears they want 🥰

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my daughter asked me “if SSH stands for Secure Shell Protocol, why isn’t it SSP?” and I very confidently said “there was probably already something called SSP” before realizing I didn’t actually know if that was true

BUT NOW I WANT TO KNOW TOO

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when I got my new job they were like “you can start right after KubeCon if you want to!” and I elected to take another week to get over my jet lag and catch up on sleep and today is the day I would have started and that was absolutely the right decision 😴

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It's that time again: I'm fundraising for the port-a-potties at George Floyd Square! Because everyone needs a place to go 💛🤎

CA: $ iancoldwater
V: @ Ian-Coldwater
PP dot me /coldwater

Please help support if you can and RT for reach! Thank you! 🤗

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How do the genders of nouns in gendered languages get decided? Did somebody like look at a chair and decide a chair was female

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@bhearsum TIL!

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The cat’s out of the container: I’ll be starting my new job as Principal Security Architect at Docker on April 2!

I’m very excited to get to help secure container infrastructure for, well, just about everyone.

See y’all soon! 🐳📦

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oh no I drank too much Club Mate and now I can see time

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I put my laptop down for one second

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Has anyone attempted to bring liquid core dice on an international flight? Did the TSA or customs give you shit for it?

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PSA for people with med bottles with clocks/alarms on them: they don’t respect daylight savings time and you need to change their clocks!

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love to try to go furniture shopping and end up with… pictures of LLM-generated furniture? from a “prompt marketplace”?! Fuck this, I’m going to an antique store

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WHO WOULD EVEN BUY A PROMPT like how low effort can you possibly be

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I'D JUST LIKE TO INTERJECT FOR A MOMENT. WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO AS LINUX IS IN FACT GNU/LINUX, OR AS I'VE RECENTLY TAKEN TO CALLING IT, GNU + LINUX. LINUX IS NOT AN OPERATING SYSTEM UNTO ITSELF, BUT RATHER ANOTHER FREE COMPONENT OF A FULLY FUNCTIONING GNU SYSTEM

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brothers 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

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Book nerds: what is the best modern equivalent to addall.com for new/used rare book price comparisons?

Addall still exists but it is sloooowww

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Happy birthday to everyone working in security! 🥳

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