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johnelalamo

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๐Ÿ#European, #Environmentalist, #cyclist, #runner, #formerrockclimber, #traveller #FBPE #GTTO #music #Warrior since 67 B.Ed(Hons),MSc(Environmental Resources) Wigan & St.Diego, Cal.๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ#RugbyLeague #Oldbutstillgoing Avatar self racing at Morecambe Cycling Weekend 1963

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@ai6yr Great peak!

johnelalamo, to random
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Scottish farmed salmon will henceforth be known as Scottish salmon. I had friends who worked in the industry. They always said stick to wild salmon.

NormanDunbar, to random
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Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on their hulls? So they can Scandinavian when they return to port.

johnelalamo,
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@NormanDunbar OH: โ€œStick to day jobโ€๐Ÿ˜€

johnelalamo, to random
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What the UK Government could do with the ยฃ540 million it will cost to send 300 Asylum seekers to Rwanda? Help the NHS, assist UK education institutions, feed the poor etc etc.

johnelalamo, to random
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EU propose student exchanges between themselves and UK. Tories-naturally no, but Labour no as well. I wonder if any UK students will vote Labour? I hope not. What a fantastic opportunity lost.

johnelalamo, to random
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Shoutout to all the doctors and nurses I saw at Wigan Infirmary today when having a pacemaker fitted. Without exception they were all brilliant.๐Ÿคฉ Now on to life with a pacemaker.

johnelalamo, to random
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Who said, in a film:โ€You dirty ratโ€?

MissingThePt, to random
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โ€œMy gender has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the name of my union.โ€

johnelalamo,
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@MissingThePt I guess moron alert is appropriate!

ProPublica, to Utah
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Child Care Providers Are Struggling. Lawmakers Havenโ€™t Helped.

Legislators ended their session without making a direct investment in .

Instead, they loosened on unlicensed , a move that operators, and other advocates say is unsafe.

https://www.propublica.org/article/utah-child-care-providers-are-struggling-lawmakers-havent-helped?utm_medium=social&utm_source=mastodon&utm_campaign=mastodon-post

johnelalamo,
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@ProPublica Let me guess, theyโ€™re Republicans.

revk, to random
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I know this may look bad...

But this is how it has ended up.

https://www.revk.uk/2024/03/separating-waste.html

Should be an interesting couple of weeks to get in to the swing of things.

johnelalamo,
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@revk Easy green=garden waste, black=domestic waste, blue=paper, brown=glass/metal, yellow=noisy children, red=noisy adults ๐Ÿ˜€

kaia, to random
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what's the beep in FM radio called that announces traffic information news?

johnelalamo,
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@kaia Beep?

NormanDunbar, to random
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Oh dear, this looks serious!!! And yes, this is me tonight!

johnelalamo,
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@NormanDunbar I have similar, pacemaker due to be fitted ๐Ÿ˜€

johnelalamo, to random
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UK Labour: There will always be an excuse to do nothing. Thatโ€™s the reason weโ€™re in the mess weโ€™re in. Creating a country with a strong economy but a weak environment is pointless. Youโ€™re simply playing into the hands of the present government. The electorate are likely to punish you and then we all lose.

johnelalamo, to random
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UK Tories dithering blindly from one bonkers idea to the next. Remember when you vote, UK citizens, vote tactically to get the Tories out.

johnelalamo, to random
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I see the latest racist in the Tory Party is Liz Frazer who has determined that the Channel 4 board does not deserve another ethnic minority candidate on it. Get them out!

johnelalamo, to random
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Happy POETS guys ( Piss off early, tomorrowโ€™s Saturday)๐Ÿ˜€

johnelalamo, to random
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Apparently, there is a Life article in the Grauniad today on how people over 60 met, scoffs the OH. Not a patch on us. Me ( first words to now OH) โ€œWould you like to go to the climbing wall. Women make such elegant climbers!โ€ The rest is history plus a few climbs.

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Hail, the glorious United Kingdom of Great Britain. Not having solved the problems of the NHS, transport infrastructure etc, we can now sell wine in pint bottles!

johnelalamo, to random
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This was a message for British mobile phone users. I have been in Spain for two weeks now and have not been able to use my Vodafone mobile phone to speak to anyone in that time. I seem to spend hours every day trying to sort it with them but to no avail. I have never had a problem in the past but cannot solve this one. I point out that not being able to phone my wife is quite serious especially as we are both in our late 70s!. If anyone can pass this message on to Vodafone I would be grateful.

NormanDunbar, to random
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Good morning fellow Mastos and hello to whatever day today's has decided to be! Saturday, I think. MrsD came home last night after an evening out with the girls, bearing lots of @Raspberry_Pi goodies for my Christmas. She's definitely a keeper! ๐Ÿ˜

Have a great day folks, even if the weather it rubbish again. Don't forget to laugh a lot and have fun.

Today's random photo is from Christmas Eve 2021. Have an early Happy Christmas from Wesley---if you celebrate that is.

johnelalamo,
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@NormanDunbar @Raspberry_Pi Have a good one Norman๐Ÿ˜€

johnelalamo, to random
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In the interests of honesty, fairness & truth, my โ€œpoemโ€ on โ€œBorisโ€ was based upon one written by The Bard of Salford, John Cooper Clarke. It lodged in my brain, but the author didnโ€™t, mea culpa innit.

appassionato, to books
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The Secret Heart
Le Carrรฉ and Me: Tales from a Secret Love Affair

The Secret Heart is the account of Suleika Dawsonโ€™s unique and enduring love affair with John le Carrรฉ. Written with fearless honesty and insight, the book sheds a bold new light on one of the foremost British writers of the 20th century and offers an alternative measure of the man over the literary legend.

@bookstodon


LeCarrรฉ

johnelalamo,
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@appassionato @bookstodon Thereโ€™s not enough of this sex and decadence, if you ask me ( which no one is ๐Ÿ˜€).

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These companies go out of business and disappear to avoid the cost of of clean up after a well field is closed.
Then the people who ran these "defunct" companies come up with a new name to operate under and start working again for the oil corporations they serve and provide with enough distance from the environmental damage so they, too avoid the cost of clean up.
Clean up is left to the states where oil exploration is conducted.
https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/abandoned-oil-wells-coast-bays/

johnelalamo,
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@dougiec3 Yep! Thatโ€™s the model.

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    @HelenG @fkamiah17 I hope Zelensky washed his hands.

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