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jpm, 5 months ago to random

Brb going drain fishing

jpm, 5 months ago to random

Unfortunately, there’s no way I can #vote for #Biden in the 2024 #election unless something dramatically changes this year

jpm, 1 year ago to random

Am tempted to poke at the internet-connected bits of the machine that controls my breathing while I’m sleeping.

On one hand, I don’t want to fuck with the thing that’s helping me breathe. On the other hand, I want to know if someone else can fuck with the machine that’s helping me breathe

jpm, 1 month ago to random

Oh dear, old UPS battery is VERY shagged (that’s the technical term for it)

jpm, 2 months ago to random

Anyway that’s enough car tootin’ for this afternoon. LET’S TRACK A PAKKAJE!

jpm, 1 year ago to random

I regret to inform you that I’m back on my bullshit

jpm, 9 days ago to random

Show me a phrase more cursed than “HR is thrilled to launch Workday for Microsoft Teams to all employees”.

I’ll wait.

jpm, 5 months ago to random

People are still getting mad at me for saying “just buy a new fucking network cable instead of 3D-printing that stupid clip” the best part of a year later.

jpm, 6 months ago to rust

let mutex = None;
let file = None;

loop {
[…]
if let None = file {
file = None; // DO NOT REMOVE - makes borrow checker happy
mutex = None;
mutex = Some(card.lock().unwrap());
file = Some(mutex.open_file(FILE));
}
[…]
}

Completely normal programming language…

#Rust #RustLang

jpm, 10 months ago to random

Carbonara 🤝 Meringue
Eggs for dinner

jpm, 9 months ago to random

Once again I’m on a search for LED downlights that don’t shit themselves after 3 months due to the horrendous power line conditions around here. At this rate it will be cheaper to go back to halogen globes…

jpm, 7 months ago to random

When was the last time you did a deep clean and de-scale of your espresso machine?

jpm, 2 months ago to random

I suspect that may be structural coffee tar attached to the group head shower sceeen now

Unrealated: when was the last time you cleaned your espresso machine?

jpm, 3 months ago to random

This sucks

jpm, 5 months ago to random

Potato + mandolin + finger = well I guess you’re getting some extra blood with the potatoes now

jpm, 6 months ago to random

Thanks giggle maps, I’ll just drive right across the fucking Murray River

jpm, 1 year ago to random

I need to grab a beer, sit down, and think about what I’ve just done.

I am not a fencer

jpm, 4 months ago to random

Sous vide is on for a 3 hour cook of a 600g king ribeye steak

jpm, 8 months ago to random

Babby’s first pinkeye infection

jpm, 10 months ago to random

Awwwwww Rust doesn’t support the C “downto” construct “-->”

i = 10;
while (i --> 0) { do_something; }

jpm, 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago) to random

Guess which open source RDBMS has just been quietly excluded from any use within 5-Eyes governments for busting open their targeted implant? I’ll give you a hint, it starts with P and ends with ostgreSQL

jpm, 2 months ago to random

Are FPGA dev boards the new Arduinos? I seem to have acquired… 5… in the last month…

jpm, 1 month ago to random

Well I have An Problem.

I need a single 15 ohm 0805 size resistor, but dickhead me ordered 0402 size instead. Should I try to yolo-place an 0402 anyway?

jpm, 10 months ago to random

It fucken bullshit outside today #MelbourneWeatherToot

jpm, 1 month ago to random

WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS YAK COME FROM?!