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lkngrrr

@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io

#Boston-based middle-aged white af ciswoman who drives too fast and shouts too loudly about the #Chicago #WhiteSox.

Technical #Product lead for the largest mobile-#robotic fleet known to humankind. Professionally skeptical of:

  • L5 autonomy
  • #robotics pedalism
  • general purpose #robots
  • blockchain, “generative AI”, misc jerkoff motions

Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05).

I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance.

#LiberalArts #OP1 #OneMoreTurn #XCOM #NAFO

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lkngrrr, to hamradio
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There must be some ancient war between the HAMs and the guys.

I can’t explain why linux’s and support are so horrid other than greybeards hating all things RF.

lkngrrr, to running
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3km on the treadmill at an 11’48”/km pace.

Wrong bra, no orthotic, on Benadryl, carb crashing.

Real genius level shit I’m pulling off over here.

lkngrrr, to tesla
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If you see this in someone’s house, you walk right back out and cut all contact immediately.

Especially if they own it “ironically”. Irony is dead and the billionaire slaver killed it.

https://uncrate.com/tesla-cyberbeer-cyberstein-limited-edition-set/

lkngrrr, to random
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How it’s going

lkngrrr, to random
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The most bored cops on the planet are at

lkngrrr, to random
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Well, that’s no good.

lkngrrr, to newhampshire
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Why is this brodozer asshole blocking the box in flipping ME off? You’re the fuckup here!

Why do we allow plated vehicles into again? It’s not because they have money. Someone must be hiring non-union ditch diggers again.

lkngrrr, to robotics
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I signed up for a “Storytelling for Business” training and holy shit what a mistake that was.

This trainer started with Joseph Campbell’s A Hero’s Journey and it went downhill from there.

Large scale integrated non-linear system , fall down precisely when we don’t think collectively in terms of the “we”, and those unlike us.

The graveyard of robotics startups is littered with “Me” stories.

lkngrrr, to robotics
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Getting dragged to some networking bar thing tonight. Ew, people.

lkngrrr, to history
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Hey , would love some reading recommendations about how , the least likely motherfucker out there, actually worked out how to make nuclear non-proliferation happen. Like, how did he actually implement the recommendations from the Gilpatric report diplomatically.

Please assume I don’t have research library access, as I am but a humble corporate whore.

lkngrrr, to random
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My colleague: “I’m the fire, and everyone else is the dumpster.”

lkngrrr, to random
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Shadowing a software developer interview today.

Is it weird that I just enjoy hearing devs talk through coding problems?

(I can read the C that’s being written here, I just haven’t written any in a decade and it was trashy hacky non-production nonsense when I did.)

lkngrrr, to random
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Yeah, this is the point I walked out.

Drove back to the hotel with the seat heat on and the top of my rental down.

Now getting lit to Mexican Christmas carols and the first decent guacamole I’ve had in years.

lkngrrr, to random
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Minivan drivers land in one of two categories exclusively:

  1. Utter doorstops
  2. Complete psychos
lkngrrr, to Seattle
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SEA has the worst pickup area I’ve ever seen.

lkngrrr, to boston
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Once again, is in nightmare mode and no traffic control is anywhere to be found.

If only there weren’t 6 traffic circles of high speed death between me and the day job, I’d be biking to work instead of dealing with this nonsense…

lkngrrr, to robotics
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I look forward to the day when I am presented with an actual use case for humanoid beyond burning VC money.

lkngrrr, to CallOfCthulhu
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Me: “Okay, our breakfast options inside the pyramid are the Pyramid Cafe, the Buffet at Luxor, the Backstage Deli, and a many-faced horror.”

Him: “It’s too early for .”

Me: “More Nyarlathotep, really.”

lkngrrr, to random
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@ivory Say, I just emailed this as a feature request to your support inbox, but thought I’d put it here too to get it into your backlog.

Any chance in the future for increasing font sizes available? I may have to acknowledge that I’m getting old but I don’t want to bring my reading glasses everywhere with me.

Please and thank you, you’re all very wonderful :)

lkngrrr, to random
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Axis and Allies, eat your hearts out: here comes War Room.

lkngrrr, to random
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So, uh, when you’ve lost one of the feeties off of your wrist pad, don’t search for “silicone feet” without any other qualifiers on Amazon unless you want to learn a lot about other people’s inner lives.

I don’t mean to yuck anyone else’s yum, you do you and have fun while doing it, but I was just utterly unprepared and took 2 psychic damage.

lkngrrr, to random
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You’ve got to wonder how pissed off is that Putin refuses to acknowledge them in the terrorist act.

Most messed up “notice me sempai” situation ever

lkngrrr, to random
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I don’t know how to convince men to take care of themselves.

lkngrrr, to Texas
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I just drove from San Antonio to Houston and FUCK is empty.

I don’t want to hear any lumpy white person ever bitch “America is full” because you should feel HONORED that anyone wants to come eke out a life on this barren ass scrubland.

I saw a fireworks shack next to enormous fuel storage tanks and then the next 70mi just alternately reeked of pig shit, cow shit, and skunk.

This shit is sparse and weak.

lkngrrr, to boston
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Why are leaf blowers legal in ?

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