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michelestrider, to random
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Is Goodreads the unappealing mess I think it is or am I being unreasonable?

michelestrider,
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Anyway, rate and review my books on Hot Beige Mess dot com

billyjoebowers,
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@michelestrider

I was very involved in Goodreads way back when, but bailed the day they announced the Amazon buy out.

It's like YouTube with words (And I'm surprised they haven't just gone all video). There is some good stuff, but it's buried under people trying to build their personal brand and swamp you with their personality.

michelestrider, to random
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Help. Slow typer in the room. Keyboard sounds on. Please kill me

michelestrider, to random
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The phrase "startup boom" hits different when you remember the first Godfather movie

michelestrider, to random
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I don't believe an accent tells you if a person is intelligent or not. It tells you if they can cook

michelestrider,
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If you think I'm eating your red beans and rice, you better say boil like "bowl"

michelestrider,
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Oh, you made gumbo? Say the word "oil" first

michelestrider, to random
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In the future, some underpaid academic is going to have to figure out what the hell the words "meme stock" meant and they have my sympathy

michelestrider,
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Explain any single news story of the last 5 years out loud and you will sound like a jabbering nincompoop

michelestrider,
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It's short for Nine Inch Nails compoop

michelestrider, to random
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Quick, what personal failings are you blaming on the solar storm?

michelestrider,
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"Sorry, I wasn't listening. Solar storm. You understand."

michelestrider,
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"Sorry I missed your play/recital/improv show. Solar storm, ya' know."

michelestrider, to random
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Is it true? Are tramp stamps really coming back?

michelestrider,
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Cause I'm gonna make some young people hella uncomfortable

michelestrider,
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How many tattoos do you have?

michelestrider, to random
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We're only talking about RFK's brain worms today. All other topics have been tabled until we exhaust the entertainment potential of this.

michelestrider,
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I will read the NY Times article, so you don't have to. My takeaways follow:

"R.F.K. Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain"

As headlines go, that is impressive. Let's just savor it for a second.

michelestrider,
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you, a skilled/talented person: suffers from imposter syndrome

mercury-poisoned brainworm guy: I should be president

michelestrider, to random
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Maybe we don't let Representative Jess Edwards anywhere near kids is maybe a good plan

https://www.nj.com/politics/2024/05/gop-official-argues-in-favor-of-child-marriage-girls-are-ripe-and-fertile.html

michelestrider, to random
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Today, as always, we let the Wookie win

michelestrider, to random
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me: There are clothes in my closet that I never have an excuse to wear

also me, after booking a trip: I have nothing to wear

michelestrider, to random
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I have never shot a dog, tried to overthrow democracy, started an illegal war over oil, sold arms to our enemies, or even broken into a crappy Beltway hotel. Can I be in charge of something, already?

michelestrider, to random
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The Amish bakery has a website

michelestrider,
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I don't know which is stranger. That I googled to see if the Amish bakery has a website or that it did

michelestrider, to random
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What's the most inappropriate marketing message you've received for Earth Day?

the_etrain,
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Just got one from the gas company. At least it's tips on using less gas, but still.

michelestrider, to random
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I got a Happy Earth Day email from Southwest.

An airline.

Wishing me a happy Earth Day.

Someone find their director of marketing and stomp on his instep, please.

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