nikki

nikki, 10 hours ago to random

Q: What type of electronic payment does Superman accept?

A: Kryptoncurrency

nikki, 1 day ago to random

Hey work dicks, if you call me by accident and I respond "hi, missed your call there, how can I help" it is now a criminal offence to leave me on read. Be polite and at least say "sorry misclicked" you farting pisspipes.

nikki, 5 days ago to random

Eagerly imagining the day when i have all the parts for New PC
and designing the airflow for the case. It's going to vent the hot air out of the back and top, next to the window. Really want the hot air vented out of that top narrow part, but there are no decent solutions for this that fit our type of "top hung" :fnarfnar: windows...

So what if we cover that window's frame with 140mm fans, hook them up to a pvm controller in the pc and control them like case fans?

nikki, 7 days ago to random

Q: What do you call someone who presides over a small claims court that deals exclusively with confectionery based cases?

A: Fudge Judy

nikki, 9 days ago to random

I support sexy based rights, which is the right of every trans person to get whatever surgeries they need to feel sexy

nikki, 20 days ago to random

Android phone just got a new feature.

Audio emoji.

During a call you can choose to play a sound to the other person representing an emoji.

One of them is 💩

nikki, 21 days ago to random

Have you or your windows been exposed to exterior cold air?

You might be entitled to condensation

nikki, 21 days ago to random

I know we say "eat the rich" but Cate Blanchett is rich and, do we really want to eat her?

nikki, 22 days ago to random

Just realised this server has been running for two years

nikki, 24 days ago to random

the cost of blowing up a balloon has increased due to inflation

nikki, 1 month ago to random

Finally officially confirmed. #Autistic

video/mp4

nikki, 1 month ago to random

In the future everyone will work for IBM for fifteen minutes

nikki, 1 month ago to random

Oh dear, I just looked at a 3d printer

nikki, 1 month ago to random

Sick of being sick now. Can't follow my special interests so my brain is spinning trying to find new ones and I don't wanna. Just wanna do my game but too ill.

Fucksticks.

nikki, 2 months ago to random

this whole xz thing was very nearly an amazingly successful attempt to own the libs

nikki, 2 months ago to random

If you missed it, and you like queer story driven pixel adventures where choices matter, you might like to see this here video of the opening scene of the first quest in Quantum Witch :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmaFrScEstM

nikki, 2 months ago to random

apparently it's not appropriate to respond to "tell us a fun fact about yourself" with "I have three nipples"

nikki, 2 months ago to random

If I saw a torrent of transphobia, homophobia, and/or racism from a mastodon instance, I would defederate from it.

I don't federate with threads because every time I've looked over there, that's what I see.

nikki, 2 months ago to random

Don't let the bastards grind you down

nikki, 2 months ago to random

I've never done Mother's Day, it was a Forbidden Holiday in my upbringing.

So today I'll remember the day when my mum finally accepted me for who I am, and asked me if I was butch or femme.

Not only was that a lovely gesture of acceptance, but now I will always giggle thinking of my ultra conservative mum googling "types of lesbian"

nikki, 2 months ago to random

Yes but when's international fuck the Tories day

nikki, 2 months ago to random

Hey folks, this is a little video from my video game Quantum Witch.

It's really really gay, with a fantasy storyline about magic, religion, gods, personal growth, choice, and consequences.

If you like the look I'd love it if you let your queer game-playing friends know about it and followed @QuantumWitch 🥰

Ren in a red dress stood on a bridge next to a flickering fire. A mysterious woman is also standing by the fire. Pixel art retro-styled game.

nikki, 3 months ago to random

Q: how did the god of mathematics declare sunbathing to be immoral?

A: SIN COS TAN

nikki, 3 months ago to random

I feel a MIGHTY NEED to infodump on one of my favourite physics puzzles!

What would win - an unstoppable force or an immovable object?

We've got to define a few things.

If a force is unstoppable, it must be a physical thing, because force requires mass. If it's unstoppable, it means that its velocity cannot be changed. It's just going to keep going no matter what.

If an object is immovable, it must be a physical thing with mass. And it can't be moved, so its velocity cannot be changed.

nikki, 3 months ago to Cats

Look at this big soft baby. Look at him!

#cats #caturday