nikki

alda, 1 day ago to random

The conclusion of today's business lunch: The internet is past Peak WordPress and we need to diversify away from it.

nikki, 5 days ago to random

Android phone just got a new feature.

Audio emoji.

During a call you can choose to play a sound to the other person representing an emoji.

One of them is 💩

nikki, 5 days ago to random

Have you or your windows been exposed to exterior cold air?

You might be entitled to condensation

nikki, 6 days ago to random

I know we say "eat the rich" but Cate Blanchett is rich and, do we really want to eat her?

WhyNotZoidberg, 6 days ago to random

"Block me and I Win" = instant block. Regardless of post content.

nikki, 7 days ago to random

Just realised this server has been running for two years

nikki, 9 days ago to random

the cost of blowing up a balloon has increased due to inflation

ephemeromorph, 17 days ago to random

Does anyone have a NAS enclosure/drives to recommend or warn against? I assume they're all much of a muchness but I thought I'd ask in case someone said 'Never get a Pigfuck brand, it shagged my cat and salted my crops'.

nikki, 17 days ago to random

Finally officially confirmed. #Autistic

video/mp4

nikki, 20 days ago to random

In the future everyone will work for IBM for fifteen minutes

nikki, 23 days ago to random

Oh dear, I just looked at a 3d printer

alda, 23 days ago to random

If your extremely massive and convoluted project is badly documented and mostly done at the behest and benefit of a single company and its founder, it it then really a community project?

nikki, 1 month ago to random

Sick of being sick now. Can't follow my special interests so my brain is spinning trying to find new ones and I don't wanna. Just wanna do my game but too ill.

Fucksticks.

WhyNotZoidberg, 1 month ago to random

So anyway, judging from the statues in her likeness, Shar is the very definition of "Evil Is Sexy".

mastohost, 1 month ago to random

There is currently a problem with the CDN causing media files failing to load.

This is already being investigated by Bunny the CDN provider: https://status.bunny.net/incidents/x5x9p96m87rl

Really sorry for the inconvenience.

nikki, 1 month ago to random

this whole xz thing was very nearly an amazingly successful attempt to own the libs

nikki, 1 month ago to random

If you missed it, and you like queer story driven pixel adventures where choices matter, you might like to see this here video of the opening scene of the first quest in Quantum Witch :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmaFrScEstM

alda, 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) to wordpress

Adding a form field in most web frameworks:

1. Add property to model
2. Write a migration (if it isn't automated)
3. Add field to the relevant templates
4. Perhaps write a validation function

Adding a form field to the WooCommerce checkout process:

I have written 330 lines of code and I'm still not entirely sure if it really works.

#WordPress #WooCommerce #PHP

nikki, 1 month ago to random

apparently it's not appropriate to respond to "tell us a fun fact about yourself" with "I have three nipples"

nikki, 1 month ago to random

If I saw a torrent of transphobia, homophobia, and/or racism from a mastodon instance, I would defederate from it.

I don't federate with threads because every time I've looked over there, that's what I see.

nikki, 2 months ago to random

Don't let the bastards grind you down

nikki, 2 months ago to random

I've never done Mother's Day, it was a Forbidden Holiday in my upbringing.

So today I'll remember the day when my mum finally accepted me for who I am, and asked me if I was butch or femme.

Not only was that a lovely gesture of acceptance, but now I will always giggle thinking of my ultra conservative mum googling "types of lesbian"

WhyNotZoidberg, 2 months ago to fallout

So far the few people I have seen that starts rambling about "woke" regarding the #Fallout trailer have been laughed off by actual fans of the games. Which is a nice change of pace regarding fans vs TV adaptations.