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pootriarch

@pootriarch@eldritch.cafe

24601: can't speak french™, so i let the funky music do the talking. j'aime : la musique pop, les transports en commun. not so much : réchauffement, haters.

avis femelles, mais sur l'internet le genre a peu importe. ne décroche que pour emma et paloma.

bookwyrm: https://book.dansmonorage.blue/user/emmadilemma · pixelfed: https://metapixl.com/pootriarch · 'ask to follow' is to deter bots, not you.

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katieonviolin, to random
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Gonna be a good league night
Just demolished competitor #1 though I tilted on ball 3 and subsequently forfeit balls 4&5

pootriarch,
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@katieonviolin how do you smash people with two forfeited balls, are you some kind of superhero?

pootriarch,
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@katieonviolin

Tilt ending the game is brutal

sorry for ignoramusness, but tilt doesn't always lose the game? it normally just forfeits a ball? don't hate me for growing up on joust

pootriarch,
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@katieonviolin and 'short flippers, wide lane' sounds like the only way to win is to tilt it. but not enough that you, you know, tilt

pootriarch, to random
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speaking of buckets: i did not need to see a portable toilet today bearing a brand of 'honey bucket'. especially not on my way to lunch

pootriarch, to random
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this mess reminds me of when the dead bird was taken over. we're moving! everyone said. to mastodon! then they got here and 80% said, gee, this shit is hard and i can't see everyone i used to and where are quote tweets, and they went back. it's easy for foss/fedi denizens to think ours is the obvious answer for everyone, but it really isn't.

pootriarch, to Signal
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has anyone used calls? is the quality ok?

Beatlesandworms, to random
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If I could bother you, and you have read this, please comment with a:
a) song recommendation
b) terrible dad joke
c) nature picture, or
d) fun biographical fact about your younger self.

Xoxo.

pootriarch,
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@Beatlesandworms the view northeast from stearns wharf in santa barbara, circa 1998

pootriarch, to random
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me vs bookwyrm: my instance was unstable, it's probably just one person, so i packed up and cloned myself on another instance. they all seem to be a single demographic group reading sci-fi. i realized that the thing i like about my instance is that i actually discover things on the 'discover' tab. so i moved back. it's down again, but i'm pretty sure it's where i belong

pootriarch, to random
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this all reminds me of the police. no, not those police, these police:

every breath you take, every move you make
every bond you break, every step you take
i'll be watching you

actually, those police too.

pootriarch, to random
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daily randomiser pièce de résistance : carly rae jepsen -> joy division -> taylor swift

Rch, to random
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I’ve been a bit quiet. Should I post here more? What should I post?

pootriarch,
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@Rch anything you like! or anything that bugs you! or cats. people like cats

pootriarch, to random
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i'm tired of the word war, is there some book even longer than 'war and peace' that can represent an impossibly huge pile of words?

pootriarch, to random
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last year i went up and down the bay to breakers route taking pictures. this year i'm not 100%, it's all i could do to drag myself to the wine shop

pootriarch, to random
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the moneybag 💰​ emoji, but in £ or €

pootriarch, to random
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à propos de rien : guess my age
no, wait, don't

cassidy, (edited ) to random
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I got an air quality sensor and air purifier, and have learned:

• opening the windows is the most effective way to decrease particulate matter

• our humidifier pumps out hazardous levels of particles when using tap water (oops)

• waking up w/an irritated throat and sinuses goes away with clean air!

• high particulate matter is correlated with nosebleeds in kids—and our kid gets chronic nosebleeds

I am happy to have learned all of this but also feel like an idiot for learning it so late. 😭

pootriarch,
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@cassidy may i ask what air quality meter you have ? i've looked for them for an age but everything seems either junk or 💰​💰​

pootriarch, to random
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elvis's 'it's now or never' came on as +1 and i had tea at lovejoy's, and i mentioned that i thought it was based on opera. i cannot sing (panicked bystanders would call paramedics) but talk-sang 'o sole mio' over the beginning, 'enry 'iggins style, and then she heard it. i just hope i'm not wrong

airadam, to random
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As well as my previously-proposed CyberFraud and LiarTruck, we might as well start calling Tesla's new disaster the CitrusTruck because the scent of lemons is overpowering 🍋

pootriarch,
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@airadam thing is, one can make lemonade from lemons. add water to a ciphertruck and you just get rust

pootriarch, to random
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yesterday @sustainrelease mentioned césaria évora's 'club sodade' album. i hadn't listened in a while so i gave it a spin, and immediately remembered i'd seen her live soon after sodade came out. it's a long time ago and i don't remember details, but the image of a barefoot singer spinning around on a carpet, lit cigarette in hand, is one that stays with you

pootriarch, to random
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random find of the evening, when i needed to demonstrate the existence of death metal to +1:

…death metal has diversified, spawning several subgenres. Melodic death metal combines death metal elements with those of the new wave of British heavy metal. Technical death metal is a complex style, with uncommon time signatures, atypical rhythms, and unusual harmonies and melodies. Death-doom combines the deep growled vocals and double-kick drumming of death metal with the slow tempos and melancholic atmosphere of doom metal. Deathgrind, goregrind, and pornogrind mix the complexity of death metal with the intensity, speed, and brevity of grindcore. Deathcore combines death metal with metalcore traits. Death 'n' roll combines death metal's growled vocals and highly distorted, detuned guitar riffs with elements of 1970s hard rock and heavy metal.

she responded by reciting fake tom ridge's terror alert levels (bone, eggshell, natural, off-white, écru)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_metal

scott, to random
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Your Honor, I rest my case. My guitar case. I'm resting it here against the witness stand while I testify. I hope it won't fall over. You see, Your Honor, later on there's gonna be a musical component to my testimony

pootriarch,
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@scott [taps sign] "no stairway to heaven"

sustainrelease, to DaftPunk
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I've just added "Club Sodade: Cesaria Evora By..." (2003, 2x vinyl) by and on to the @metabrainz database.

🎧 https://musicbrainz.org/release/17966403-c55f-440f-a62f-1970b00742c5

pootriarch,
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@sustainrelease oh cool! i have this on cd, haven't spun it in a bit, which i shall rectify shortly @metabrainz

Pandora, to random French
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Je me suis brûlé la main gauche en empoignant une poignée de poele qui n'aurait pas dû être brûlante. Ça fait 15' que ma main est dans un bac d'eau fraîche et ça ne se calme pas , merde

pootriarch,
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@Pandora 😬 ​:blobhaj_trans_heart:​

pootriarch, to random
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you're , i'm slippin' under

purplepadma, to random
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Super tired now, but MUST. NOT. NAP, because I am getting a bit nocturnal of late. Suggestions for staying awake, please?

pootriarch,
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@purplepadma

Suggestions for staying awake, please?

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