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@rooster@chaosfem.tw

Bay Area gal who posts too many selfies, bad takes and science threads. Feel free to boost my posts.

Mom, Jewish, late 30s, HRT (6/30/2021) raccoon lover, fission girl. I love RPGs, MMOs, sci-fi, and fantasy. I have a PhD in Nuclear Engineering and love chatting about it!

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INTERIOR, NYC PIZZA SHOP

Jessica: sorry cousin, I had a boy. We named him Pauli

Benny Gesserit: hey! I’m plottin’ here!

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When @caroline photobombs your selfie with @erl

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Sometimes the way people phrase things is so telling. For instance, telling women they should be "taking care of" their husband and children. Another adult doesn't need taken care of like a child, what you want is for women to be a Sex Mom.

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@RickiTarr "take care of the family" sounds a lot different coming from a misogynist than a mob boss

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@RickiTarr

Mob boss: Tony, I need you to take care of Ricki

Cut to Tony showing up at your door with a casserole dish and oven mits

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@ecstaticcling @RickiTarr I betta see CORNAHS on those sheets

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Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man are the same person right isn't that why they were running around eating pills

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Crop tops are back get with the program masc people with stomachs I want to see them

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Maybe a spicy take: ms Rachel has no rizz but is loaded with ohio

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@erl smh gen z coming for millennials again

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@erl maybe skibi-don’t

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ok where do I go in windows to install the linux app that makes windows good again

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do they make an easy linux for girls

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Maybe @babe knows

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Hi there I know you won’t read this but before suggesting something please know that this is nothing more than a shitpost. To be clear my distro of choice is Manjaro, at least it was until some annoying decisions about JDK/JRE package installations caused me an hour of headache.

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@caroline mxjaro

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Common thickening agents include cornstarch, gelatin, and estrogen

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@theogrin no wonder 😅

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It's wild how differently my body carries weight now

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Still thinking about how wild hormones are

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Unbiased poll

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Learned my editorial balance from the NYT

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I made my electrologist listen to Normal Gossip and now apparently she’s recommending it to everyone. Does this make me an influencer

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@Kierkegaanks in-nose electrolysis is something I wouldn’t wish on my greatest enemy

Ok maybe Ron DeSantis

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According to the super useful and accurate and totally not bullshit “BMI” one of these is a pic of a “healthy weight” and one is “overweight”

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I think I’m making “almost 40” look pretty good

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Them: can we move your interview presentation to next week

Me: oh sure absolutely

Them: cool sorry one of the C-level executives couldn’t make it

Me: I’m sorry the what now

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