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rooster

@rooster@chaosfem.tw

Bay Area gal who posts too many selfies, bad takes and science threads. Feel free to boost my posts.

Mom, Jewish, late 30s, HRT (6/30/2021) raccoon lover, fission girl. I love RPGs, MMOs, sci-fi, and fantasy. I have a PhD in Nuclear Engineering and love chatting about it!

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The only AGP that is real is the expansion card slot we used in 1999 for Voodoo graphics cards

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Honestly I had considered making a video of how I do my hair routine, which folks usually do wearing a bathing suit, but I'm not sure the fediverse is ready for that.

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@lisamelton @DavidNielsen I guess we need to go bathing suit shopping Lisa do you have time next week

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Here’s one for anyone who likes the librarian look

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@jessica girl you need one anyway

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@Hannah oh no!

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I’m updating my LinkedIn: “Niche Internet Micro-celebrity offering Small-batch Shitposting.”

rooster,
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@jwgoerlich they’re not memes they’re bespoke image customizations that I tailor to an audience that benefits from the hyper context of being exposed to many similar images

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Had to walk the pugs in the pouring rain and they were not happy about it, but they had to pee. No photo of wet pugs. You get the wet leather hooman instead.

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@motoridersd oh my god I love those shelves

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Oh here's my hair routine by the way:

  1. Shampoo and massage scalp (https://www.sheamoisture.com/jamaican-oil-strengthen-shampoo/764302215837/)

  2. Condition with tons of conditioner, rake through hair to evenly spread and then rinse out (Trader Joe's Tea Tree Condition; work's great, dirt cheap)

  3. Fill a plastic bowl with water in the shower

  4. Work in leave-in conditioner (Kinky-Curly Knot Today https://kinky-curly.com/shop.php)

  5. Dip hair into bowl and then scrunch the water and conditioner out

  6. Add curl cream (https://notyourmothers.com/products/curl-talk-defining-cream), dip into the same bowl and scrunch out 3-4 times

  7. Get a giant handful of mousse and scrunch it in (https://notyourmothers.com/collections/curl-talk/products/curl-talk-activating-mousse) while holding my head forward and side to side

  8. Get out of the shower, holding my head forward still

  9. Diffuse by hovering the diffuser over my hair for 5-10 minutes

  10. Diffuse for another 15 min normally

  11. Scrunch after air drying for an hour or two

WHO WANTS CURLY HAIR AGAIN

rooster,
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@Terra THINGS WERE IN DEVELOPMENT

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@scottcain oh gosh honestly it's a rabbit hole. This is a lot more than I think most people need to do.

Just basic condition, and scrunching in gel (waiting for it to dry and scrunching your hair again) goes a long way! I think a lot of folks are avoidant of gel for some reason but new stuff doesn't leave residue!

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Having a hair day

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@MsSammieRose thanks and haha omg it's a running shoe

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@MsSammieRose also @Terra should know before contacting the demon what one must do to ensure a good transition

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This HAIR DAY OMG alternate pic

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@Ten love to see a beautiful genuine smile

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Ok I think I've figured out the routine and adding a curl cream was the key.

There are good hair days and then there are GOOD GOD hair days

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    @kate did I subtoot myself

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    I recognize that I may invoke this in someone, and that you may too. Please don’t see this as a lack of self awareness but as an assertion that this happens to all of us.

    Except Hunter Schafer I assume.

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    Water is a molecule with two hydrogens and an oxygen. Sometimes, instead of hydrogen it has deuterium, which has an extra neutron. This is heavy water.

    It’s a kind of water because, while rare, it naturally occurs and when it’s in the mix it all acts, looks, and reacts just like “normal” water. We didn’t know what we called water was mostly “light water.” We learned there’s more than one kind, and that’s neat.

    Heavy water is water.

    This is a post about people.

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    Here's a question that shouldn't be too controversial here:

    What Linux distribution should I install and why?

    Please boost I'm super curious I'd love to learn what's out there now.

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    I think I cracked it folks

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    I don’t know who needs to hear this but when you’re putting that potato masher away make sure it’s not going to get the drawer stuck.

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    Myers-Briggs? Oh you mean business school horoscopes

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    Transphobes acting upset that trans folks make permanent changes to their bodies, like lamenting that Monet ruined a bunch of perfectly good canvases.

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