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ryan

@ryan@dads.cool

Dad of one

fan of the delicious dark beverage obtainable by filtering water through the ground-up roasted seeds of the coffee berry

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:bing: mastodon client that inlines the last boost from a person before posts starting “LB” so i can have a chance at knowing what people are talking about

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it’s my birthday today, and for my birthday present I just want you to watch something weird, old, foreign, obscure, and new to you. the less you know going in to the movie the better. hit shuffle play on your watchlist. say fuck it and fire up something you’ve been wanting to watch but haven’t. go hog wild and report back with a screenshot of the title card

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guy who only whistles royalty free and public domain music out of respect for copyright

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disallowing paste on a password field…jail for 1,000 years

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the real reason they're trying to make u wear eclipse glasses is because if u stare at the sun without them u transport to a secret bonus level like in the mario 64 castle lobbyh

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putting on my eclipse glasses and firing up my favorite java integrated development environment (IDE)

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The “great” thing about England is that when these articles come out and you google the person who wrote them it’s not something boring like “their dad is a trust fund manager” it’s “their dad is a baron, their grandfather edited the newspaper this appears in, and their family founded the private Bank of England”

*all true of this writer

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@alex “oh yes, the Money side of the family invented money”

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MAIL HAUL

my one snag from the criterion flash sale was the Lady Snowblood collection. i also got Criterion The Devil and Daniel Webster on laserdisc and the last laserdisc for all of Bubblegum Crisis

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@hex just found out there was a 2003 take on this with Anthony Hopkins, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Alec Baldwin, that I have no prior recollection of existing https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0263265/

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4yo trying to correct me on the names of first-gen pokemon like i wasn’t there, 3000 years ago, when the names were forged

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🎶 Joaquin in Phoenix

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I’m Listening, I Hear You, And I’m Closing Your GitHub Issue Won’tfix

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wild how much more i can get done in a day without meetings

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not falling for that one, docker

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compiling a list of “dad movies that need a 4K release” that the studios can release at any time to print money on demand

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401K? why do you need a resolution that high?

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I Have No Smash Mouth, and I Must Scream

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that really asses my chaps

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trying to make my desk Oops! All Adjustable Arm Mounts

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the measure of how big a sneeze is…is its gesund height

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normal cat

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someone nearby has decided Christmas Eve should be their “big fireworks night”

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Adobe calls off $20 billion deal for Figma after European Commission regulators respond "Figma Balls"

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🖼️ art installation that’s a piece of hot steel in the shape of a giant stick of butter being dropped through a giant butter sculpture of a knife

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Doritos beef jerky. Takis popcorn. A society in disorder

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pronouncing "gif" with a hard "i"

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@alex i can't believe making this never occurred to me before

the camera zooming in on Sean Connery saying "But in the Latin alphabet, GIF begins with an "I""

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