stylinstainless

stylinstainless, 4 months ago to random

how is it only tuesday?

ugh

rooster, 4 months ago to trans

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mekkaokereke, 4 months ago to random

Valuable lessons were learned, but not the ones that the mother thought would be learned.🤷🏿‍♂️

• She learned that millions of Black people haven't been "making it all up" about police mistreatment
• She learned why US Black folk almost never call the police, for any reason
• Her son learned that his own mom is not safe. Her lack of understanding of US racism makes her dangerous
• She's probably going to learn that this does not meet the definition of police misconduct

https://apnews.com/article/black-teen-lawsuit-excessive-force-vermont-disabilities-7b638ed26c299c7f07033968274e8f37

stylinstainless, 4 months ago to random

I've now watched the first 5 episodes of #Blakes7, and suddenly I'm wondering if the program was any influence on #Farscape...

stylinstainless, 4 months ago to random

It's that time of year again when my New Orleans friends go social media dark because there are so many parades to attend -- and then, since 2020, report their positive Covid tests the following week. 😞

talia_christine, 4 months ago to random

Okay I actually didn't know that the right wingers were legit losing it over Taylor Swift. I peeked at Twitter and oh my goodness, they are NOT okay. 🤣🤣

lauren, 4 months ago to random

Wow. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3Sh6mu4zbs

stylinstainless, 4 months ago to random

As a (reluctant) Floridian, it is my studied opinion that the reason Ron DeSantis's campaign failed is because Ron DeSantis is as witty and charming as a shit-loaded diaper in a Walmart parking lot that has been run over by a leased Chevy Silverado and exploded over the black asphalt on a humid day with no breeze and a heat index of 122°F.

lauren, 4 months ago to random

In a 1962 segment of the classic "The Dick Van Dyke Show", in an episode regarding a pool shark, Mary Tyler Moore, in front of the live audience, was supposed to attempt a very difficult pool shot. Everyone knew she couldn't possibly make the shot successfully -- she was in no way an expert pool player -- so the plan was to film her beginning the shot, then cut away to an expert pool player who would actually complete it.

She only shot once. What happened is legendary, and it's remarkable that both actors maintained their composure so that the shot could actually be used. One in a million.

https://youtu.be/GjUXV69MwNU?t=1433

stylinstainless, 4 months ago to random

Enjoy your slang while you can, kids. Some day Wendy's will run a social media campaign that Burger King is cringe, Burberry will put up billboards telling everyone about their mad drip, and Old Spice will run ads on streaming services for rizz-enhancing body wash. Nothing is safe from the advertising industry -- nothing!

stylinstainless, 4 months ago to random

Peter Schickele has left us.

What a mad genius he was. The world is poorer for his absence.

Long live P.D.Q. Bach.

mekkaokereke, 4 months ago to random

🤫Ugh. Will you people please stop telling Cybertruck buyers what happens to stainless steel when it's exposed to, well, like, anything?

I invested in Rust-Oleum and Bondo in anticipation of these dudes discovering why auto paint exists, and daddy needs a new pair of shoes!

stylinstainless, 5 months ago to random

Pope: "I hereby ban surrogacy"

Virgin Mary: "Excuse me what the fuck"

stylinstainless, 5 months ago to random

Prediction: When Donald Trump dies, he will be buried upside down so that Republicans can continue to kiss his ass.

stylinstainless, 5 months ago to random

It's almost that time again, so journalists please take note:

CAW-cuss ✔️

COCK-uss ❌

stylinstainless, 5 months ago to random

"Oh, bother," said Pooh as he sipped his Rabbit stew.

stylinstainless, 5 months ago to random

"Oh, bother," said Pooh as he loaded his last clip.

stylinstainless, 5 months ago to random

"Oh, bother," said Pooh as the mushroom cloud appeared on the horizon.

samlitzinger, 5 months ago to random

Abcarian: Really young voters? You want to teach Democrats a lesson by letting Trump back into the White House?

https://www.latimes.com/opinion/story/2024-01-03/polls-election-younger-voters-abortion-student-loan-climate-joe-biden-donald-trump

nyquildotorg, 5 months ago to random

You can't spell "demonetized" without "demonized."