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Stoned_Deva_, 8 days ago to random

A few pics from our trip to Arkansas

Hydrangea of assorted colors
Male peacock
Obscured view of blue sky through trees

OutOnTheMoors, 9 days ago to random

Gently waves to the beige.party crew.

the_etrain, 9 days ago to random

I just set our new outdoor lights to turn off at 11:59pm every night, but I thought, wait what if I'm up til midnight sometime? Then I laughed and laughed.

the_etrain, 9 days ago to random

This guy's hanging out by my porch light, like it's bug smorgasbord or something.

Skepticat, 10 days ago to random

Are you still scuffling with your hoe?
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ScottStarkey, 11 days ago to mastodon

OK, this is getting serious. I am only following 218 accounts, and I'm now up to 202 followers.

I need some new cool people to follow so my follower count does not surpass my followee count.

Tell me about your coolest accounts on #Mastodon for me to follow, stat! (English, French, or Esperanto, only.)

This is not a drill!

the_etrain, 12 days ago to random

Stella D'oro have started blooming! We have day lilies!

the_etrain, 12 days ago to random

So, my big take away from all of this is, who the fuck invites a woman to dinner and answers the door wearing silk pajamas?

the_etrain, 12 days ago to random

The only thing I'm guilty of is excessive toot boosting.

QueenOfCoffee, 12 days ago to random

Guess what I'm about to be drinking?

the_etrain, 12 days ago to random

Well, this juror finds all of you guilty....of being adorable :ablobcatheart:

the_etrain, 12 days ago to random

Well, there go my nipples again.

the_etrain, 13 days ago to random

Changing my outgoing VM greeting to "please leave me a massage after the beep."

the_etrain, 13 days ago to random

I bet a vasectomy would fix me.

the_etrain, 13 days ago to random

Sorry, when you invited me to try your paddle board, I thought it was a sex thing. I can't get into the water with all this leather.

the_etrain, 13 days ago to random

It'd be nice if the universe stopped conspiring against me and maybe got a fucking hobby for a minute.

the_etrain, 13 days ago to random

Anybody wanna pull off a museum heist and go get that Wu-Tang album?

the_etrain, 23 days ago to random

Just learned there's a garden tool called a scuffle hoe, and I'm like, yah I've dated a few of those.