I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a lifetime of trying to get my shit together. Skills that make me almost completely useless in a capitalist system. But if you let me, I will fold your underwear neatly and organize your sock drawer in a way that only makes sense to me.
I’m also pretty skilled at choosing the right size Tupperware™️ container to hold any leftovers, and changing the lyrics of popular songs to be relevant to my cats.
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