GayOldTime,
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This week's doesn't contain any mayo or gelatin, for a change. Try it at home! (Or don’t.)

timbo,

@GayOldTime
Has anybody tried that? I'm a big fan of fruity & salty, but this one looks advanced. Most of all the Hollandaise looks too good to be true.

GayOldTime,
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@timbo I imagine this was shot cold. The bananas look raw, and the hollandaise would probably curdle when baked.

timbo,

@GayOldTime
True. However, baked banana and ham might work.

rrwo,
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@GayOldTime

That looks like something from the Gallery of Regrettable Food

https://lileks.com/institute/gallery/

GayOldTime,
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@rrwo James Lileks is a major influence on my sense of humor

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@GayOldTime
That actually looks kinda good...

GayOldTime,
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druid,
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@GayOldTime @BlippyTheWonderSlug That's a great website. I may give this one a try... after all, who doesn't like surprise meat!

GayOldTime,
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@druid It appears that the surprise is a deep fried strawberry

gilesgoat,
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@GayOldTime OH GOD NOT THAT RECIPE AGAIN ! ... I have the full recipe somewhere, long ago IIRC there was a website with all those "ultra weird old american food recipes" .. they used to put lime jell-O in every possible place and mayo and cheese !

GayOldTime,
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@gilesgoat You get the impression that the average American pantry contained Jell-O, canned soup, mayo, and nothing else

gilesgoat,
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@GayOldTime .. bacon and butter and some salad/cabbage in the fridge .. in fact kid not I think I remember a recipe that was chopping finely salad and cabbage, mix it with mayonese and semi-cold lime Jell-O, put it into a mold and let it set in the fridge. Serve decorated with more mayo.

angiebaby,
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@GayOldTime The 70s were just a whole thing.

GayOldTime,
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@angiebaby 70s clothes eventually came back into fashion. The food, not so much.

sebsauvage,
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jigmedatse,
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@GayOldTime I'd prefer not to...

everbern,

@GayOldTime There are at least ten ways to present this recipe and they went with "child's mistake".

GayOldTime,
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@everbern "Serve with wax fruit and a strictly decorative salad."

terrafied,
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@GayOldTime I can’t stop wondering - why bananas? (Not you, of course; whoever published this recipe.)

GayOldTime,
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@terrafied Why not bananas?

DemocracySpot,
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@GayOldTime

Chiquita product placement. Betcha dollar.

GayOldTime,
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@DemocracySpot Other brands of phallic fruit are also available

DemocracySpot,
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@GayOldTime

You had to make a dick joke out of it, dintcha. 😂

GayOldTime,
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@DemocracySpot Just keeping it on brand

ipxfong,
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@GayOldTime
Have you seen the similar recipe for banana candles. It's a "treat". 😂

GayOldTime,
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@ipxfong That's a treat I'm saving for my Holiday Special

ipxfong,
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@GayOldTime
It's true it is very... uh... festive.

gbsteve,
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@GayOldTime Because an endive would be un-American?

GayOldTime,
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@gbsteve Or just un-available at a grocery store

satsuma,
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GayOldTime,
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@satsuma Food scientists hard at work, dreaming up more lunches for you

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