bts,

I don’t shower barehanded. I wear gloves at all times as to not scuff my jorts.

eating3645,

Dozens!

offthecrossbar,

There are dozens of us!

superduperenigma,

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  • Maltese_Liquor,

    This Arrested Development/Always Sunny cross over is exactly what I needed today, thank you both.

    kairo79,
    @kairo79@lemmy.ml avatar

    Follow-up question: do you wash your feet extra or do you also think that the shower gel water below will fix that?

    stagen,
    @stagen@feddit.dk avatar

    I’ve got really bad calluses so yeah I usually give them a good rough scrub with a coarse washcloth.

    socsa,

    If you don’t wash your feet then you are not allowed in my house.

    Willer,

    i wasnt planning on coming

    kairo79,
    @kairo79@lemmy.ml avatar

    Are you asking all your guests before?

    socsa,

    Yes it is on the questionnaire, and the interview explicitly covers the definition of “wash your feet” we are using so there can be no confusion.

    Willer, (edited )

    Everything that is below my pp i dont touch. Never have in my life. I just dont get that dirty that often.

    thisisbutaname,

    Assume nothing, wash everything

    brainfreeze,
    brainfreeze avatar

    I want this on a T-shirt.

    MrScottyTay,

    Feet need to be scrubbed, not rinsed.

    When you take a bath you don’t just dip yourself for a bit and then get out

    mrgreyeyes,

    I’m 196cm tall. Do you know how far I need to go down to wash them? I trust trickling down soapy water will fix that.

    kairo79,
    @kairo79@lemmy.ml avatar

    Man, maybe that’s it! I am 196cm tall too 🙏

    Stoneykins,

    You can get shower mats with brush parts. No need to fold yourself in half, just shuffle your feet.

    Willer,

    unfortunately shower mats are notoriously gross

    Stoneykins,

    Only if you don’t clean them in my experience, and they aren’t particularly hard to clean. Just give em as good scrub when you clean the shower.

    Willer,

    aint nobody got time for that

    Willer,

    plus tiny shitass shower

    socsa,

    Banned

    bugsmith,
    @bugsmith@programming.dev avatar

    I hope to never come in close proximity to your feet.

    riskable,
    @riskable@programming.dev avatar

    He’s the sole person in many situations!

    CmdrShepard,

    Do you not have knees? I’m the same height and just bend my leg up to scrub my feet.

    Y’all are nasty if you’re not scrubbing everything. Soap running down from above isn’t going to do much.

    static_motion,

    You fucking bet I scrub my feet. I rock climb and as most climbers do I wear my climbing shoes without socks, which also means they collect a ton of dead skin cells and sweat which makes them smell absolutely vile. I spray them all the time with a multitude of bacteria and fungus killing products, even wash them from time to time, but there’s no real solution. I just treat them as biohazard when not climbing. So yes, I make an effort to thoroughly scrub my feet to ensure they don’t retain the smell and to try to reduce how many dead cells end up in the shoes.

    Astroturfed,

    I shove the bar of soap strait up my ass and just express the foam into my hand from there until I’m done.

    socsa,

    A yes, the Gere technique

    HurlingDurling,

    Dat special scent from Yankee Candle

    CmdrShepard,

    I do this too, but I use the moves I learned during my breakdancing days to spin on my head and evenly distribute a layer of suds all over my body. It’s super efficient!

    Iron_Lynx, (edited )

    I use liquid soap so going via the hand makes the most sense to me.

    Nacktmull,
    @Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

    You amateurs don´t own a body brush? Pathetic!

    ZIRO,
    @ZIRO@lemmy.world avatar

    Isn’t the soap that touches the body ablated by friction with the skin?

    Mrs_deWinter,

    That’s the idea of soap, yes. It’s how we get lather.

    ZIRO,
    @ZIRO@lemmy.world avatar

    Right. So, I don’t get why it should matter where, exactly, the bar of soap goes.

    missmayflower,

    Ya’ll ain’t using a washcloth with your soap? 😬

    hsl,

    Washcloths are not a thing in my country. I wouldn’t know where to buy one.

    oldfart,

    A what?

    s_s, (edited )

    Anywhere skin-on-skin contact occurs (butt, balls, armpits), I use a small amount of benzoyl peroxide facewash. It kills the bacteria responsible for BO and for 24-48 hours body odor is impossible.

    You apply it, wait 5 minutes and rinse well. If you don’t rinse well you can bleach your towel or clothes.

    As far as body soap goes, I use a a fragrance free body wash with salicylic acid. Heavy mechanical exfoliation is not necessary when using a chemical exfoliant. Also, loofas are just a bunch of plastic waste.

    After the shower, I use a lightweight gel moisturizer with cerimides. I use a thicker moisturizer on my hands and weenis.

    That’s just the body. I–of course–have a completely seperate routine for my face.

    scottywh,

    Now tell us about your business card.

    Hyperi0n,

    3% peroxide shouldn’t be applied directly to the skin and its time to kill is 3 minutes.

    s_s,

    benzoyl peroxide isn’t hydrogen peroxide the same way ethynol alcohol isn’t isopropyl alcohol.

    MyNameIsIgglePiggle,

    This guy showers

    Wololo,

    How do you learn all this? Could you also explain your face routine? I’m taking down notes here.

    s_s,

    Watching skincare youtube channels and going to a dermatologist.

    My face care is a lot. I’d encourage you to find your own products and routine, but I’ll list mine as an example:

    Daily Mornings:

    • Wash face using a gentle face cleanser (usually in shower, after washing /conditioning hair)
    • Niacinamide ointment to minimize pores
    • face specific moisturizer
    • eye creme around eyes
    • Mineral sunscreen (re-apply again in middle of day)

    Daily before bedtime:

    • Wash face with gentle face cleanser
    • Exfoliate face with lactic acid ointment (once per week: sub stronger AHA/BHA peeling solution)
    • Every other day, always skipping peel days: Adapalene (retinol) gel for wrinkle reduction
    • Niacinamide ointment to minimize pores
    • face specific moisturizer

    Everything kinda has a purpose, so if you have questions please ask.

    darthskull,

    You can use an actual luffa if you don’t like the plastic. Originally they were just a dried out squash like plant.

    s_s,

    Yeah, but the truth is it’s not great for your skin.

    Wilshire,

    However, they’re great for scrubbing really dirty hands, feet, etc.___

    typechoice,

    What’s your routine for face?

    BetaBlake,

    The lack of scrubbing here makes me weep for your girlfriend’s, wives, significant others. Knowing goddamn well y’all got stanky balls and asses and get musty by noon everyday because you haven’t properly scrubbed the hair in your pits. Yuck, your parents failed all of you.

    Fissionami,
    @Fissionami@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    Most of the time I would soap up my hand and use them to rub where needed. Occasionally I would use a soap scrubber too, for better cleaning.

    yarr,

    Interesting question! In Scientology, there is a specific way to handle hygiene in order to maintain physical and spiritual well-being. When it comes to showering, here’s what I was taught:

    • Begin by taking a warm water rinse to wake up the body and get rid of any dirt or debris.
    • Then, apply a small amount of soap to your hand or face cloth (if using) and start with the armpits, back, and neck areas first. This helps remove any excess energy that may be stuck in those areas.
    • Use circular motions while lathering up, always moving towards the heart.
    • Rinse off the soap thoroughly before applying more if necessary.
    • Finish off by rinsing out any remaining soap and water from the hair and body.

    By following these steps, you can ensure that your shower time is not only hygienic but also helpful for keeping negativity and thetans away. In terms of explaining the connection between hygiene and keeping thetans away, it boils down to the principle of “cleanliness=godliness.” By taking care of our physical bodies through good hygiene practices like showering regularly and using good quality products, we are better able to keep negative thoughts and emotions at bay. Just as we would want to avoid touching dirty or stinky things, thetans also prefer a clean and fresh energy field around us. So, essentially, it’s all about maintaining physical and spiritual cleanliness and care.

    So, by showering properly and taking care of our personal hygiene, we can help keep ourselves and our surroundings free of negative vibes and energies. Does that answer your question? Let me know if you have any other questions related to Scientology or spiritual wellness!

    CassowaryTom,

    This is 100% an AI response, as is all of the activity on this account.

    TIEPilot,

    Lather my hands and hit my crevasses.

    lazylion_ca,

    /c/nocontext

    Serpardum,

    Reminds me of an ancidote I heard from a diver. Whenever they went to the bathroom they would just go underwater, and the fish started to learn this. Especially the angelfish because of their slim design…

    TIEPilot,

    Diner right from the source! Hope they like corn!

    Bread,

    I had forgotten the context of this post and your comment made me very uncomfortable.

    TIEPilot,
    Bread,

    That isn’t any more reassuring.

    StankFlipper,

    That soap does what it’s told or it gets the hose again.

    DirigibleProtein,

    Yes

    C_Leviathan,

    Barehanded as opposed to what? I just rub the bar of soap all over and Robert’s your mother’s brother.

    CoolBeance,
    @CoolBeance@lemmy.world avatar

    “Robert’s your mother’s brother” – I’m stealing this, thank you

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