FollyDolly,
@FollyDolly@lemmy.world avatar

I would immediately buy everybody everything on credit, then die.

jackpot,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

does credit not transfer

Gellis12,

Your debts cannot be transferred to your next of kin when you die, but they will need to be paid out from your estate before it’s disbursed to your family

ivanafterall,
ivanafterall avatar

Ah, my estate. Yes, of course. My estate will certainly pay. 10 of your jumbo credit cards please.

Gellis12,

Your estate refers to everything you own. If you own a car, it’ll be sold to cover your debts when you die. Same with your house, all of the food in it, your computer with all of your porn tabs still open, and even your signed vhs collection of rare midget scat porn from the 1990s. It all gets sold off to settle your debts when you die, before it can be distributed to your next of kin.

Boinketh,

What if you sold all of your stuff and maxed out a bunch of credit cards to buy people stuff so you had no actual estate?

ninjan,

Tricky, depends on jurisdiction but generally if you know you’re going to die and thus have no intention to repay the debt then it’s fraud and the thing you buy is technically stolen and you can repossess stolen goods in many jurisdictions. So they (the debt collectors) could come and get the things you gave away. Best way to skirt this is to take out cash from the cards and buy the stuff cash at random places and inform the people you give stuff to keep it on the down low for a while. Even if they suspect it came from you they can’t repossess it without conclusive proof which would be hard to get by.

Boinketh,

Would they also have to PROVE that you knew you were going to die? What if you committed suicide, but made it look like an accident?

(This is purely hypothetical, before you get concerned. I don’t have the credit required to get a card with that high of a ceiling.)

ninjan,

Yeah, but I feel that is the smallest problem if you suddenly start the morning by mass applying to credit cards, spend like a mad man and then drop dead the next day. Remember it’s beyond reasonable doubt, else you couldn’t ever convict say 1st degree murder because a key difference between that and say manslaughter is that you planned to kill the person. Now if you don’t write that down (who would?) it’s proven by your actions. Like say buying the murder weapon the day before. Or going out of your way to meet the person, i.e. not somewhere you’re normally at. And the crime would be to not plan to repay, not necessarily that you drop dead. Dying could be unintended, say an overdose from partying too hard.

Boinketh,

If you acquired a fake lottery ticket, you could make it look like you thought you were going to repay it once you got the payout. That could also at least delay the giftees from asking too many questions. You wouldn’t wanna drop dead the very next day either, wouldn’t it be better to wait a little bit?

ninjan,

I was still under the premise from the OP, if we’re just talking defrauding banks then yeah there are ways to make it work sure. It has been done before almost guaranteed. Most push for a hefty life insurance as well before they cause their own death in a way that can’t be conclusively ruled as a suicide.

The problem with the concept is that you kinda do need to die. Else you’ve just amassed a shit ton of debt. And most don’t want to die. And those that do generally aren’t in a state of mind to plan it out well enough to work. Not to mention that you still need to have a credit rating good enough that you can get a decent amount of loans / credit card limit to make it worth the effort.

Boinketh,

Thanks for entertaining my ideas! :D

ivanafterall,
ivanafterall avatar

I'm not optimistic they'll get much, but you raise a good point. Just the first editions of Bad, Bad Leroy Brown and Shitizen Cane are worth their weight in liquid gold to the right investor.

jackpot,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

wdym ‘estate’, is this an infinite money glitch or not

Gellis12,
skulblaka,
skulblaka avatar

Burn corpo shit

TacoButtPlug,
TacoButtPlug avatar

Burn something down tied to shitty CEOdom.

curses,

Finally start smoking pipe tobacco. I’ve been putting it off as I’m sure it will give me mouth cancer.

GarfieldYaoi,
jackpot,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

huh

GarfieldYaoi,

Basically, spend my last hours on earth trying to spark a new ecological movement.

Dubious_Fart,

Nothin. Anything I’d want to do would cost money, and money is the thing I dont have.

Maybe speed things along if nothing else.

manned_meatball,
@manned_meatball@lemmy.ml avatar

we don’t need money, just credit. It’s not like we’ll need to pay it off.

Dubious_Fart,

You got 24 hours left to live. You aint getting no credit anywhere fast enough to use before the end of the day.

manned_meatball,
@manned_meatball@lemmy.ml avatar

duh

that assumes you already have a credit line, as one should.

PeWu,

Yeah, I would just chill and ignore everyone’s requests.

aCosmicWave,

Why can’t I tell anyone? Would they kill me if I did?

Julian_1_2_3_4_5,

try to meet with or call everyone i love and tell them how much i love them

cheery_coffee,

I’d probably spend the day doing nice things for my wife

CanadaPlus,

Stop worrying. Maybe go out to eat tonight.

Jourei,

Yeah, this would be it. All of my future worries and duties have suddenly been wiped away! Just gonna take it chill and wait for the release.

SouthEndSunset,

Fuck knows. Panic?

BURN,

Celebrate, make sure there’s some legal framework for all my stuff to go to my younger brothers and then probably drink/smoke/do whatever drugs I can find to make the last few hours as nice as possible.

I lost the will to keep fighting a long time ago. I’m not actively hoping for death, but it’s not something I’d be unhappy about encountering.

dexx4d,

Triple-check that our mortage is paid off in the event of my death, so that my wife and children will have a place to live after I (sole breadwinner) am gone.

AnalogyAddict,

Tell my kids I love them, update my will, go to the redwood forest, and walk until I died.

Gellis12,

What if walking into the redwood forest is what causes your death? You would’ve lived if you stayed home and played video games instead of going into the forest and getting mauled by a bear

PeWu,

I would actually take the question at face value, and take it as I’d die no matter what I do

AnalogyAddict,

That is how I’d rather die anyways.

trimmerfrost,
  • Eat every dish that I ever wanted to. I am a foodie but the issue is we’re poor
  • Masturbate in the open. I always had a fetish for exhibitionism. Or even better have sex (if I manage get a girl)
  • Swim in a luxury pool
jackpot,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

make sure no. 2 doesnt get seen by anyone

trimmerfrost,

Being seen by others is the point of exhibitionism, right? So yes, I want to be watched, preferrably people who know me like family and neighbours

ikiru,

So yes, I want to be watched, preferrably people who know me like family

So your final act before dying is getting off on having your grandpa watching you jerk off?

jackpot,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

so youre telling me the only thing stopping you from exposing yourself to others is consequences, ethics be damned

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