SkybreakerEngineer,

Because people would demand the butthole cut

Viking_Hippie,

Would this one star Dame Judi Dench’s asshole too, or would they go with the more playful anus of Dame Helen Mirren, do you think?

kamiheku,

The Aristocats!

cheese_greater,

I would watch the hell out of an Aristocrats-Addams Family crossover

southsamurai,
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I mean, how are they going to get an actor to do a flip off of a trapeze onto a dildo lubed with whale oil while singing “dixie”?

Ohhhh, wait, you said aristocats

cheese_greater, (edited )

They should do an Aristocrats-Addams Family crossover. Dead sexy

GammaGames,

They decided to take the lesson from Cats

TurnItOff_OnAgain,

Those siamese cats will need a rewrite

WilfordGrimley,

Isn’t that from Lady and the Tramp? I think they did change those characters when they made the live action one.

shapesandstuff,

Nah they mean the ones playing the piano with chopticks i think. They went pretty hard on chinese stereotypes.

Melatonin,

I believe “They are Siamese if you please”

drolex,

I’ve seen Yo-Yo Ma at a concert and he actually plays his funny guitar with a kind of large chopstick

shapesandstuff,

You really made me look up a cellist huh? :'D

drolex,

Not to be confused with Yo Ma-Ma

shapesandstuff,

Nah that one is a master on the flute, i hear

ShittyBeatlesFCPres,

I liked Breakfast at Tiffany’s as a kid and I remember being 10 or 11 and realizing Mr. Yunioshi was fucked up. And then a few years later, realizing Holly Golightly is a prostitute involved with the mafia.

Parenting seems hard. I think my mom was like, “Whatever. An old Audrey Hepburn movie. It’s probably like My Fair Lady.” Nope!

cheese_greater,

What a ride this comment was :)

idiomaddict,

I’ve never seen it because I was “not like the other girls” as a kid, but holy shit. I’ve seen clips of the yellow face, but I’ve never heard anything about prostitution or the mafia. I had several friends who got really into it in middle and high school, including one whose Facebook last name she changed to golightly, so I don’t think your mom was alone in that thinking.

Now I kind of want to watch it with adult eyes, is it worth it?

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