DwightAllRight, A bottle opener that captures and shoots the bottle caps out. Fun little gadget.
ZeroZot, I tried to post a picture. Not sure why it didn’t work. Here’s an edit to try to make it work.
smort, So this is where you put the dice that only roll 1s?
popekingjoe, That’s super cool.
Hikermick,
Nomad, Salt fat acid heat cook book
milkytoast, they said goofiest not greatest
agamemnonymous, Weird. I’ve only ever seen them the other way https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/a5c83204-d86c-40d5-b877-117f67ffc3aa.jpeg
netburnr, I got those for white elephant this year, gave em to the dog for a few minutes then into the trash.
agamemnonymous, Your loss, surprisingly comfortable.
SatansMaggotyCumFart, Such a waste of materials, time and shipping just to waste space in a landfill.
normalexit, you win! those are spectacular
Kolanaki,
jcrabapple, As a joke gift my mother-in-law got me a cartoon sized Star Wars pen and a Star Wars activity book. I’m 41.
SharkAttak, Joke's on her, that's the best gift.
conciselyverbose, I got an axe throwing game (plastic axes, so reasonably safe, but surprisingly fun). I would rather the axes weigh a little more, but as is it means it can be put out with other lawn games when families come over without being nervous about kids.
mysoulishome, Maple bacon scented candle. It smells alright…I’ve gotten bacon scented/flavored stuff in the past that was awful. Back in the day my sis in law got me bacon flavored marshmallows that made our entire apartment smell like ass. Had to throw them away.
Thteven, I can never find a tape measure when my mom asks for measurements on something so she gave me a toilet plunger with one chained to it, a hammer with one chained to it, and one with a magnet in it that sticks on the fridge.
helpImTrappedOnline, Think she’s trying to tell you something else with that plunger.
Thteven, Yeah, she said I need a plunger to keep under the sink.
IronicDeadPan, mcphee.com/products/office-possum
It’s going on/near my desktop dumpster (full of mints)
DumbAceDragon,
Index, Not really goofy per say, but I found it hilarious that my girlfriend got me a boo of dad jokes as a joke present, but then my ex girlfriend (we have a kid together, we’re on very good terms) also got me a separate dad joke book as a joke present as well.
They know me so well.
ook_the_librarian, Oh no, you were double-booked!
Usernameblankface, It seems the economy has hit my entire friend group to where spending money on a gift that is designed to be goofy didn’t happen.
The goofiest gift was a candle with a snow globe on top. The snow globe had no liquid (seems it was made that way) and the candle was enormous and oddly scented.
Very_Bad_Janet, A Battery Daddy, which stores batteries in a clear case and has its own battery tester inside. It'll probably end up being less goofy and more useful.
MarioSpeedWagon, Got one last year. It’s verrry useful
BurritoEater, My 7 y/o got a yodeling pickle in white elephant Xmas. I can’t wait for the batteries to run out. Lol.
KISSmyOS, A Samsung Galaxy S+ from 2011 in mint condition, with a new battery. I’m now installing the latest custom ROM that will run on it and make it my daily driver.
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