TimewornTraveler,

NO NO NO NO NO

itsgroundhogdayagain,

I predict nonsense

KpntAutismus,

!remindme idk a couple of months?

Timwi,
Timwi avatar

I predict that Europeans will look upon the drawn-out and comedic campaign with smug disdain and self-satisfaction... and proceed to explain away their own increased support for right-wing nationalism and fascism. One day, we will all wake up and realize that we dun goofed but it's too late.

sik0fewl,

Hey, don’t forget about Canada!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Our mainstream Conservative Party, the CPC is further left than the US’s democrats.

The PPC which is harder right is a joke and Maxime Bernier, the leader, lost his seat last election.

Canada’s not perfect but I don’t know what you’re on about.

neidu2,

Canadans are honorary Europeans

Altofaltception,

Honorary Europeans but also honorary Americans. Our labour rights are more in line with the US than with Europe.

jak,

But where does Canada stand on kinder surprise eggs?

Altofaltception,

Since we have a partially socialized healthcare system, there’s no concern about going broke due to choking on kinder eggs.

captainlezbian,

That it’ll remain a hellhole devoid of intelligent life

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Riots and mass hysteria, also extreme tax fraud

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Dogs sleeping with cats!

mojofrododojo,

More than one trump supporter will die in a snow drift.

Trump will win Iowa, but lose the nomination to Haley (as his legal peril grows), who will lose to Biden.

Trump supporters will react violently to the loss and eventual conviction of Trump in multiple spasms of bloodshed.

They too will end up in prison, alongside J6 convicts.

The rich still won’t be taxed, and the climate will continue to warm and destabilize.

The sea will become too warm to support normal ocean currents like the gulf stream, destabilizing the entire food chain as aquaculture collapses.

Someone will invent a new kind of food called a quantum chalupa, and it will be glorious.

HP will increase prices for ink.

Crashumbc,

It’s made of people!!!

retrieval4558,

It’s fucked up that this is the best case scenario

key,

Someone will invent a new kind of food called a quantum chalupa, and it will be glorious

Surely it’s commonly called a qualupa

mojofrododojo,

only when measured in qualupa bits

Spuddlesv2,

Thanks for reminding me to set up some extra filters to block out all the hyperventilating yank headlines.

Spuddlesv2,

Haha I had already done so but I have added “presidential” to the list.

If you’re looking for something that largely does the job: Trump Biden Presidential Electoral Caucus

RedditWanderer,

The old demented dude is going to win

Timwi,
Timwi avatar

No, the old demented dude is going to lose

RedditWanderer,

Not sure I get your joke. Or were you being serious.

The joke is either way no matter who wins it will be an old demented dude.

Timwi,
Timwi avatar

You got the joke just fine. Just replace “wins” with “loses” in your own sentence.

RedditWanderer,

I think you meant we are going to lose. Yes we are going to lose either way, but one of them is going to win.

SPRUNT,
rusticus,

Trump will win. Trump will win. And every human on the planet not named Drumpf will lose.

Edit: and animal

neidu2,

A shitshow

GuyDudeman,
@GuyDudeman@lemmy.world avatar

Trump will win the nomination. But he will have to campaign from prison for the general. And will lose.

gregorum,

I think there’s a good chance he won’t make it on enough state ballots to have a chance to win.

Pistcow,
Artyom,

That’s far more likely to be a map for Biden’s win than Trump. It’s not a likely map, but it is more likely.

derekabutton,

I don’t need to open this link to know he can’t win most of the most populous.

MindSkipperBro12,

He’ll win the nomination but the Supreme Court will say he’s a free man, for whatever bullshit reason.

Pistcow,

Then Joe Biden can order Seal Team 6 to assassinate Trump…then the Supreme Court!

Uno reverse.

JimmyBigSausage,

DarkBrandon 🔥

bradorsomething,

DarkBrandon is just Biden his time…

Nollij,

That would certainly be the most interesting timeline

nokturne213,

I predict nothing good for the American people.

200ok,

OR America’s hat!

otp,

North America’s hat, the arctic ice cap?

200ok,

“ice cap” 😂🙏

I meant Canada but that was perfect

otp,

Canada doesn’t look like clothing though!

America is Canada’s shorts. Florida’s the dong.

200ok,

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Instant death or continue the slow descent. I, of course, will be voting for slow descent but what the fuck ever. This country is fucked this planet is fucked let’s just get high and play video games while we still have electricity.

Nemo,

Or we could have some standards and only vote for actual good candidates. If there aren’t any, don’t settle for the lesser evil, demand better!

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Not settling for the lesser evil is how we ended up with Trump.

Nemo,

No, the downward slide of lesser evils is how we ended up with him.

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

That doesn’t change the fact that a shitload of people didn’t turn up to vote because they, like you said, didn’t want to settle. They didn’t like Clinton or Trump. So they just didn’t vote.

And here we are.

Nemo,

False comparison. They didn’t show up to vote because they are apathetic. The ones who cared showed up and voted, just not for bad candidates. There’s other races than President.

(As an aside, Secretary Clinton was a good candidate anyway.)

EdibleFriend, (edited )
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

www.cnn.com/2016/11/11/politics/…/index.html

It was a 20 year low, so yeah, id say 2016 is a good thing to bring up when claiming we should simply not vote for the lesser evil. And they were apathetic because we had absolute shit people to choose from.

Neato,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

It’s the same argument against the death penalty: you can stop imprisonment/slow descent and turn it around. You can never come back from death/fascism.

CarbonIceDragon,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

To be fair, that’s not really true for fascism. It doesn’t usually end peacefully and almost never easily, but historically it certainly has come to an end in various places in various ways. I’m not saying this to say that it’s somehow okay, but rather that should it come to pass, people should not give up trying to thwart it.

Neato,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

I don’t know of any fascist countries that escaped fascism by themselves. They all had to be beaten. That’s what I was referring to in part, and the rest being that a fascist takeover is the death of the government and country. Whatever comes after Mayt not be recognizable from before.

Timwi,
Timwi avatar

Hm, I think South Africa might be a contender. Apartheid was ended by a white prime minister and then Nelson Mandela was peacefully allowed to be elected.

Kellamity,

Spain did. Though only when Franco died of heart failure

JimmyMcGill,

Same with Portugal.

But the ditador also had to basically become physically incapable before that happened but it was a different time than before. That being said idk if being a different time is better or not in that sense.

gravitas_deficiency,

Kinda wishing I could just go into a coma for the next 11 months ngl

KpntAutismus,

why not forever? /lh

Timwi,
Timwi avatar

Yeah don't wake me up until after WWIII, but early enough that I can still witness the invention of warp drive and first contact with the Vulcans. hell yeah baby

key,

Forever it is!

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