I have gas from eating lots of bread, which is not unusual, but for some reason today’s farts hurt my ass.
They’re not those super hot farts, they’re just really… pressurized? They come out loud and proud and it feels kinda violent. Any ideas?
wesker, 
Have you tried spreading cheek a bit, to see if you can whistle?
card797, Thank you Doctor.
RedditWanderer, (edited ) When i have too many tacos i can play the clarinet
frankenswine, but usually you just take it?
I_Fart_Glitter,
wesker, Probably anal fission. When he splits his crack, a lot of energy is released.
Rhynoplaz, No to be confused with anal fusion, which is when your ass cheeks clap together.
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