moira,
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

so thanks to the lunacy of american traditional i can provide this horrible data:

1/12 tsp ≈ 1 pinch plus one drop

which is to say 1/16th + 1/64th teaspoons

(round 'em a little to make up the shortfall)

which is to say can we please be metric now please i'm begging you save me from this bullshit xD

moira,
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

i must stress these are AMERICAN teaspoons

NOT imperial

because imperial is NOT american just mostly the same because AMERICAN TRADITIONAL is still on the fucking QUEEN ANNE BARREL and not the later larger barrel adapted by the British Empire after the American colonies won independence and from which all other volume units are derived

yes the base unit was the BARREL

why gods why

moira,
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

mind you ours aren't really the american traditional anymore either because that quietly got changed out TO METRIC BASIS I MIGHT ADD so we're already kinda metric it's just REAL HIDDEN

1 US tablespoon = 15 ml
1 US teaspoon = 5ml

do division from there

Gurre,
@Gurre@mastodon.nu avatar

@moira

Um... those are the metric ones?
Spice measurement: 1 ml
Teaspoon: 5 ml
Table spoon: 15 ml
Half dl: 50 ml
dl: 100 ml
Be the ones in all the sets up over here. And we've got a small decorative poster in the kitchen that converts from US units. Comes in handy for using recepies found online sometimes.

moira,
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

@Gurre I literally said - I mean, you replied to this:

"mind you ours aren't really the american traditional anymore either because that quietly got changed out TO METRIC BASIS I MIGHT ADD so we're already kinda metric it's just REAL HIDDEN"

that means that they are now secretly metric (and therefore different to actual American Traditional which are close but not quite the same) BUT we're still pretending they're not and apparently using stupid names all the way down

Gurre,
@Gurre@mastodon.nu avatar

@moira
I thought uou ment the way all US/Imperial units are now defined using metric conversions. E.g. the definition of an inch is 25.4 mm. Not that the measurement itself is now the same as the non-US one (tablespoon being 15 ml in US and Sweden both).
My bad.

We don't actually call them tablespoons come to think of it. They're foodspoons here.

moira,
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

@Gurre A modern US Tablespoon (this is what you get in a store now) vs. an old, actual US Traditional Tablespoon. The sugar in the spoon on the left filled the spoon on the right to level.

Gurre,
@Gurre@mastodon.nu avatar

@moira
Oooh. That's gonna mess up people's recepies. :(

moira,
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

@Gurre 25 years ago it did

(that's about when it happened)

eta: that photo exaggerates it a little because i can't level the sugar on the left, because it's all below the lip. but it's still mounded some so if it were perfectly flat the difference would appear smaller.

blogdiva,
@blogdiva@mastodon.social avatar

@moira @Gurre AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! i had both and noticed the difference. the one with the sugar is the traditional, correct?

moira,
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

@blogdiva @Gurre OKAY it's NOT just me. Yeah, the one on the left is I THINK traditional US Traditional.

(There is an extremely remote possibility that somehow it's Aussie but c'mon how would we've got that in Seattle?)

blogdiva,
@blogdiva@mastodon.social avatar

@moira @Gurre it's US. my ex had those that his mom gave him like 30-40 years ago. i bought the "new" ones at the end of the 90s. the old ones are even made of a different material, like a tin?

moira,
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

@blogdiva @Gurre YES. Okay. Exactly. Yes, my old ones are hand-me-down and my new ones are post-15ml-tablespoon and date from the 2000s.

moira,
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

@blogdiva @Gurre Oh thank you then it's not just this set and we didn't end up with Aussie somehow. Good.

deborahh,
@deborahh@mstdn.ca avatar

@Gurre @moira my mind boggles when youtube recipes from Europe say "1 glass of (some liquid)" and it appears to be a small drinking glass with no markings and not particularly full ... what?! 😭

Gurre,
@Gurre@mastodon.nu avatar

@deborahh @moira
Apparently there's a "glass" measurement in the Swedish set of kitchen measurements, at 2 dl. Never seen it used in recepies though.
And no, our glasses aren't all 2 dl.

Sounds very strange to use a regular glass as a measureme, the size sure ain't standardised.

deborahh,
@deborahh@mstdn.ca avatar

@Gurre @moira I think I see it in eastern european videos: turkey, czech etc?

deborahh,
@deborahh@mstdn.ca avatar

@Gurre @moira ha! "Glace"" from French, sounds like "glass" 🙂
Literally "ice" but used for ice cream sometimes

dlakelan,
@dlakelan@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@moira

According to GNU units, 1 "usteaspoon" is 4.9289216 ml and they're pretty exacting about getting this stuff right. So... I wonder what is going on here.

moira,
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

@dlakelan I am also wondering this but how the hell would I have ended up with an aussie tablespoon in seattle?

moira,
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

@dlakelan BUT also if you buy a tablespoon in the US now and for the last 20-odd years it will be 5ml, not 4.92etc and tablespoon will be 15ml not 14.9sadkf;jawoiefja;w and that happened with the big shift in to manufacturing in china starting about 25 years ago.

SRLevine,
@SRLevine@urbanists.social avatar

@moira I used to love reading all of the wacky conversion charts in the back of composition books. I mentioned it to my mom once when I was a kid and she went "that's not weird, we used to use some of those measurements at work".

She was a pharmacist!

moira,
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

@SRLevine ounces are the worst unit

the absolute worst unit

there are so many kinds of ounces

some of which are weight and some of which are volume and incidentally again why gods why

SRLevine,
@SRLevine@urbanists.social avatar

@moira My kitchen scale has both as unit options and while I understand the need/use for a the mass option, the "fluid ounces" measured on a balance is just a head scratcher. Does it assume everything has the density of water? I'm so confused...

Sharonybaloney,
@Sharonybaloney@alaskan.social avatar

@SRLevine @moira Oh my dog I just bought a scale that has liquid ounces (water) AND liquid ounces (milk). So…not oil or molasses or hot wax or lava or mercury or…

moira,
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

@Sharonybaloney @SRLevine ... okay if... okay if we know it's US (or UK, don't care which, just as long as we know), then I'll... consider it. And if it has a temperature sensor I'd actually say that's... acceptable.

moira,
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

@SRLevine NO.

NO, NO, NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO

NO

moira,
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

@SRLevine fluid ounces on a scale makes baby jesus cry

moira,
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

@SRLevine this is some "baseball names" bullshit right here

(it must be water. it has to be. but fuck. why. NO.)

superball,
@superball@norcal.social avatar

@moira

Whaaatttt 🤯

@SRLevine

moira,
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

@superball @SRLevine Avoirdupois ounces - US weight (and Imperial I think)
Troy ounces - fuck you ounces used by gold traders for fancy gold reasons
Metric ounce - STOP IT NO WHY (varied by country usually around 30g, see also the "metric inch")
Water ounces or Fluid ounces, US - measure of VOLUME, and smaller than:
Water ounces or Fluid ounces, UK - measure of VOLUME, also

and that list is NOT complete. those are just ones still in use in the last century.

diwesser,

@moira @superball @SRLevine speaking of STOP IT NO WHY, I've got a "decimal inch" folding rule kicking around somewhere.

superball,
@superball@norcal.social avatar
moira,
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

@superball @diwesser @SRLevine Well that's because thous are a thing and used heavily in US engineering. unfortunately.

1 "thou" = 1/1000th of an inch, "thou" pronounced as in the first four letters of "thousand" not as in "renfaire-speak."

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

@moira
WHAT

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

@moira
What in the name of the lord

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

@moira also how do you not have a defined "quart" unit, it's a parameterized unit that's a quarter of a gallon.

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

@moira there we go

moira,
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

@jonny huh is my old old set of tablespoons somehow australian?

that'd be hilarious but I have no idea how

moira,
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

@jonny YEP

UK Imperial gallons are bigger than US gallons for the same reason, it's all the way down

basically the UK adopted a larger base unit (the barrel) so all the derived units also changed, and the US never adapted it.

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

@moira
My 1300 AD dogs you cannot base a system of measurement around a barley corn they are DIFFERENT SIZES
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barleycorn_(unit)

horqua,
@horqua@mastodon.social avatar

@moira Now do a bushel and a peck.

moira,
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

@horqua Absolutely not. ^_^

anubis2814,

@moira My partner told me to put a dollup of mayo in, I had no frame of reference at all.

blogdiva,
@blogdiva@mastodon.social avatar

@anubis2814 @moira about a tablespoon & a half (also known as a heaping tablespoon)

deborahh,
@deborahh@mstdn.ca avatar

@anubis2814 @moira it's an amount that will fall by itself from the spoon, makung a "dollop" sound, when it lands!

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