shalva97,

that’s some important news

Lemmygradwontallowme,
@Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net avatar

Aye I can imagine that, though yer monarch still rules our kin…

That bein’ said, it’d be quality content…

Bishma,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

If it makes you feel better, it’s closer to being an old man’s g-spot. The bum is just the door.

Fudoshin,
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

The p-spot.

gerbler,

For a split second I thought this was an amber alert or something and I was genuinely impressed at it’s misuse.

Fudoshin,
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

Do we have amber alerts in the UK?

echodot,

The technology exists but they never seem to use it to do that.

So far they’ve only ever done a test, which didn’t exactly work brilliantly, and then never done anything else with it. Although in fairness I don’t know if there’s been any opportunities that would require it since the test.

ColeSloth,

TIL prostate surgery will cause men to have a short period.

artichokecustard,

my dad had a prostate biopsy and he did have a bit of bleeding afterwards…

Fudoshin,
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

Can we all talk less about bleeding prostates, please?

Aux,

NO!

SlapnutsGT,

I’m in the US and got the same notification this morning through CNN. Guess we’re into butt stuff over here also

Hikermick,

In the US the big news is about Lloyd Austin NOT telling us about what’s going on up his butt

Chriswild,

CNN is butt so you wanted the butt stuff.

captainlezbian,

Just imagine having to inform your entire country about what is in your ass

UKFilmNerd,
@UKFilmNerd@feddit.uk avatar

I saw the headlines on the Six O’Clock News. People get ill and need treatment, it’s hardly a shocker.

BlahajChompies,

It was in the breaking news section of SVT, the Swedish public broadcaster. But they love their monarchy news…

Zellith,

Fuck Charles. (when he is better)

Mr_Blott,

You’d better go easy, and use lots of lube

Emperor,
@Emperor@feddit.uk avatar

I presume “public engagements” is a euphemism.

smeg,

Typo actually, it was meant to say “pubic”

Mr_Blott,

I hope “period” is too

neidu2, (edited )

Don’t worry. Thanks to Ground News I’m up speed on royal rectal insertions. For only the price of a cup of coffee you too can get instant and unbiased updates on the Kussy.

EDIT: Yes, that means “King’s boy pussy”

BaroqueInMind,
BaroqueInMind avatar

I really cannot wait for CRISPR injections I can self administer to induce targeted damage to my brain in order to forget the things I read sometimes.

neidu2,

I choose to believe you’re reacting to the advert for Ground News and not the allusions to royal rogering.

BaroqueInMind,
BaroqueInMind avatar

I read the word "kussy" and my brain deciphered it as "king (charles) boy pussy" and I'm now looking for some bleach to drink.

threelonmusketeers,

Wait, my brain did the same thing. Is that not what it means?

RattlerSix,

Did I just dream this or did we in the US have a president that had a colonoscopy and they broadcast the video on the nightly news? I swear that happened with Reagan or Bush or possibly Clinton but I can’t find anything about it.

SomeoneElse,

Not a president/prime minister or anything important, but I think a celeb had a smear test done on a popular morning show here in the UK. Unless I’m also dreaming.

brbposting,

Katie Couric televised her colonoscopy in 2000! (Piped)

jak,

What a lovely thing to be willing to do. I’m honestly really touched that she values reassuring others over her own privacy.

stinerman,
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

Today she could have paid for the procedure by posting it on OnlyFans.

Imgonnatrythis,

Wasn’t she only like a vice president or something though?

brbposting,

Famous news anchor :)

smeg,

I thought your news was supposed to report on all the shit that your president was doing?

RattlerSix,

I guess I dreamed it. It wasn’t Katie Couric because I was an adult when that happened. I remember being a kid at home and seeing the video of what looked like a tunnel but it was video of someone’s colonoscopy.

What I did find was that Reagan had polyps removed and they basically showed a diagram of a person’s digestive tract on the nightly news and Reagan’s handlers were embarrassed by that. Maybe one station also showed the video through a random person’s butt tunnel to go along with it or something.

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit,

If this leads to more men getting their prostate checked, I’m happy with that.

ivanafterall,
ivanafterall avatar

Do we have any updates on Charles' ass? It's hard to focus when there's such uncertainty looming...

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