pizza,
shalva97,

That’s pretty much me but at least he has a car

dipshit,

this is peak owning the libs

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like a vector graphic car from some 90’s racing game.

KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t care how many bumper stickers you put on it to hide the fact, this abomination is a scarlet letter announcing what you really are.

cashews_best_nut,

Alexis Ohanian (co-founder of Reddit) bought one. I’ve yet to hear of Spez getting one but he’s precisely the kind of tech bro who would.

kameecoding,

didn’t spez say he likes Elon?

Belgdore,

Those bumper stickers are timeless. Imagine going back in time and putting them on model-Ts or Volkswagens.

RememberTheApollo_,

It’s like the G Wagon. Sorry if you like the car, but IMO it’s an overpriced ugly box that only shows off the fact the driver spent a shitton of money on an overpriced ugly box. But at least the G Wagon isn’t as stupid as this truck.

tankplanker,

The G Wagon, as long as you don’t lower it and/or fit stupidly skinny tyres to it is actually pretty good off road, unlike the Tesla. Sure there are better cheaper options if you going off road, but at least the G Wagon can do that.

RememberTheApollo_,

I can’t imagine it’s used off-road any more than any other mallcruiser.

tankplanker,

Oh for sure

this_1_is_mine,

Very right it can do what ever you would like.


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tankplanker,

youtu.be/LtwKO3jIAdk

That jump is crazy!

this_1_is_mine,

That truck goes through so much shit. The thing just keeps taking the abuse. It shows that abuse. But I doubt the shiny door wedge would suffer even half of just this before catastrophicly failing.

magnolia_mayhem,

People are so hilariously angry.

Elon is conservative. Get over it.

sic_1,

He’s not conservative. People like Gates or Buffett are conservative. Elmo is batshit crazy.

TimeNaan,

He’s a straight up white nationalist by now, he’s been radicalized by his own biggest fans

lntl,

i saw one IRL today for the first time. was walking past the dealership in Chicago and they had one on display

there’s a Rolls Royce and Maserati dealer a few block away. what i thought at the time is that these are toys for the rich to show off, publicity for the South African, and nothing more

31337,

When the cybertrunk was first announced I kinda liked it. I’m utilitarian and don’t care what I drive looks like. The explanation I heard for the looks was because it was supposed to be really cheap to manufacture. So, a cheap ass EV pickup sounded pretty cool to me. Unfortunately, it’s not going to be cheap :(

zeppo,
@zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

The unibody is neither cheap nor easy to manufacture, and repairs are going to be a nightmare. The explanation is basically “Elron thought it looked cool”.

kameecoding,

they are going to be totaled for stuff that’s a few K to repair on other cars.

They will also never be street legal in the EU, that fucking front looks like it’s designed to kill pedestrians, they couldn’t have made a sharper edge if they put a knife there.

wieson,

Utilitarian and pickup truck don’t fit in the same philosophy imo

WoodenBleachers,

They do. As someone who goes camping often and also takes care of a yard in America, I would never want to put mulch in a van. But let’s say I did, I couldn’t stack as much inside the van. A 4 wheeler doesn’t fit. It makes perfect sense for its use car just like every other object invented

wieson,

Imagine driving everyday to work and not taking the trailer off the hitch because you need to get mulch two times a year and transport your bikes three times a year.

I need to own a school bus as a personal vehicle because sometimes we like to travel as a group of 12.

WoodenBleachers,

I load it into the bed of the truck, I don’t own a trailer. I’ve moved tvs, a piano, mattresses. These things don’t always fit in a covered location with a finite amount of space. Do you genuinely hate all pickup trucks?

wieson,

Yeah I honestly hate all pickup trucks. I don’t hate you, though. From what I know, in your country most sensible cars have a very low towing capacity on paper. And although they could tow a trailer with a piano in other countries, they’re not allowed to in the US. So even for towing trailers, most people use pickup trucks, if I’m not mistaken.

In my country, I would tow a piano with a sedan, station wagon or a compact car. If I owned none of that but like a Ford fiesta or something small like that, I would hire a moving company for that one trip. It’s still cheaper than maintaining a truck 365 days a year.

WoodenBleachers,

Fair enough. I can’t vouch for the legality, but you are not mistaken. I would rent a uhaul if I found it necessary to move a piano, but I’ve used the bed of my pickup an awful lot. Most recently to bring in the Christmas tree. But I do a LOT of work around my house so I know I’m in the minority here. But being from rural-ish America I find that there are people who have a stock pickup that they use frequently as a pickup.

joel_feila,
@joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

For a lot of people they do

wieson,

Well, everybody can’t be right all the time ¯⁠\⁠⁠༼⁠ᴼ⁠ل͜⁠ᴼ⁠༽⁠⁠/⁠¯

31337,

Meh, fair enough. I drive a Leaf, but have an old F250 that I use at least a couple times a month. I’m either hauling firewood, mulch, compost, rock, lumber, flooring, siding, appliances, large tools, junk, etc (I live in an old house that needs a lot of work, heat solely with wood, and make furniture and garden as a hobby). Not sure I would want to tow much with my little Leaf. I guess could rent a pickup a couple times a month, but that would be pretty inconvenient.

wieson,

Good point, owning it as a side vehicle like an old tractor makes more sense.

My gripe with pickup trucks is more when they appear in traffic, in parking lots sticking out at every corner, in too narrow streets, around children who they can’t see cause they have their eyes 5 yards in the sky and a bonnet obstructing everything apart from the horizon, having a fuel economy and co2 emittance of a lorry without the contribution to our essential goods infrastructure.

Haywire,

Thanks Obama and the EPA. Bring back baby pickups!

homesweethomeMrL,

Wut

Haywire,
ohlaph,

I wish they would make like generic vehicles. Like, basic shit. Give me that nokia brick vehicle that I can drive forever and is dead simple to work on.

Tum,

Soviets did that, they had a few types of vehicles that were cheap to make and that ran forever. some likely still running now. Really great stuff. ( I’m not a tankie I just like Soviet history.)

LowtierComputer,

You mean a Toyota Corolla?

mohammed_alibi,

Only the best selling car ever :)

LowtierComputer,

I didn’t know that it beat out the Beetle. Neat!

Venat0r,

Or nissan leaf, for electric, or Toyota prius phev, for phev

LowtierComputer,

Unfortunately most of those are not dead simple to work on.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Too bad it’s gotten huge like every other car. I had an '86 Corolla and it was a good 25% smaller than the Corolla now. It was a really great car though.

LowtierComputer,

Miatas are not much bigger.

I’m 100% with you though. Even mini coopers are bigger than sedans used to be.

Honytawk,

You mean the one without a crumple zone that is deadly to any pedestrian?

I rather want one that is safe for humans than for the car itself.

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E,

When i look at it, i start thinking I am a great designer!

While in fact, i am a backend developer

Hellstormy,
@Hellstormy@lemmy.world avatar

A backend designer!

glitches_brew,

Those are just called plastic surgeons.

MilitantAtheist,

His back end is where Musk gets his ideas

Littleborat,

These cars a made for the immanent apocalypse and you will see who has the last laugh.

You can probably attach chainsaws and shit to it but you need an app to open it (the app won’t work after the apocalypse)

RGB3x3,

Oh sure, but just wait until they find out the apocalypse also means no electricity…

dpkonofa,

Solar panels won’t just stop working, you know. I have a solar generator. Takes forever to charge but it does get power.

jabathekek,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

Not to mention for civilization to collapse a hell of a lot of people have to die; which probably means environmental collapse; which means the oceans are dying; which in turn means there’s no oxygen being produced because the keystone species (phytoplankton, algae, etc) are mostly dead or switching to toxic modes of energy production. This means that everyone is dying, no matter if they have an ugly DRM controlled polywagon or not.

ttmrichter,
@ttmrichter@lemmy.world avatar

You should look into how past civilizations collapsed. They collapse quite quickly without a lot of mass death (beforehand, I mean).

jabathekek,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

Past civilisations weren’t even close to industrialised, nor did they span the entire globe. The closest was the Roman Empire of course, and they just sort of faded away over the course of a few thousand years if you count Justinian’s Byzantine Empire as a direct continuation.

Our present situation is much more dire, with global consequences for reasons you are likely already aware.

ttmrichter,
@ttmrichter@lemmy.world avatar

You probably want to read a bit of Tainter.

jabathekek,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

Why? I’m talking about the collapse of environmental systems that support the life of every oxygen breathing species on the planet, not anthropology.

ttmrichter,
@ttmrichter@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe you walked into the wrong conversation by mistake then.

CADmonkey,

I remember the power in the eastern half of my state being knocked out because of an ice storm. I remember that a lot of gas stations were closed, because the pumps run on electricity.

LowtierComputer,

Yes and no. The pumps are just pumps.

If you didn’t have to meter it and tie that to a credit card, you could pump the gas with a hand pump.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

A Mercedes g class would survive longer than that truck.

CADmonkey,

My 35 year old Samurai has already survived longer. And it has just as much cargo capacity.

100_kg_90_de_belin,

Suzuki Samurai are the best way to move on snowy roads, only the Panda 4×4 is better on account on the narrower tyres

KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

There are reasons why even the fucking base models of the G class are still trusted by the world’s militaries.

replicat,

Everyone is talking about electricity going down but the real problem will be the Tesla DRM servers going down.

kameecoding,

on one of the IASIP podcasts Glen Howerton who plays Denis on IASIP tells his story on how he got his Tesla stuck in a parking garage, because there was no signal there, so he couldn’t use his phone to open it, then called a tow truck after buddying up to the parking garage attendant, but that they couldn’t do it, because the size of the tow truck to lift the heavy tesla couldn’t fit into the garage.

it also inspired an episode in the latest season, brilliant stuff, how stupid it is.

lanolinoil,
@lanolinoil@lemmy.world avatar

Listen to your heart

Littleborat,

No you listen to your heart.

lipilee,

I will def. have the last laugh: with no electricity (because remember, apocalypse), owners will starve or suffocate as they can’t even open their doors DAYS before i die of radiation induced cancer, laughing

Damage,

Electricity is easier to source than fossil fuels; solar panels, wind power, you could even burn wood and use a steam turbine to make it

afraid_of_zombies,

Could just get a diesel and learn how to work it. There will always be stuff to burn.

zalgotext,

There’s an Easter egg in Satisfactory (3d base building/logistics video game) where you can craft a “Cyber Wagon”, which looks exactly like a Cybertruck but with square wheels, and has the highest fuel consumption rate of any vehicle aside from the personal jetpack. It also handles like absolute shit on account of the square wheels.

RizzRustbolt,

But you can actually carry cargo in it. So it’s still better than the real one.

CADmonkey,

I think A.D.A. even makes fun of it in the game.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

And the window is broken!

JGrffn,

It’s been said before, and it’s the kind of comment that essentially implies this community shouldn’t exist, but it’s extremely ironic for a community called “enough xyz spam” to essentially spam everyone’s feeds with posts about xyz. Imma go ahead and block this community, don’t take it personally peeps, I just actually have had enough of musk spam.

ttmrichter,
@ttmrichter@lemmy.world avatar

Another person who didn’t read the community description that’s right over there to the right.

Furbag,

The title is a holdover from reddit where for far too long people sucked this guy off in basically every thread that they had a chance.

I kind of wish that they went with a different title for Lemmy just to avoid the apparent contradiction of only posting about Elon Musk in a community called “Enough Musk Spam”, but it is what it is I guess.

ILikeBoobies,

Looks better than your typical pick up

Looks magnitudes better than a raised pick up

SeabassDan,

This is like saying the first Lara Croft with the polygon boobs looks better than any alternative.

Taste is subjective, but you’re wrong on this one.

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve never seen the cyber truck from behind. But is it just me or does it look like the cyber truck not have a bead. Is there just like a super stylish tano or is there seriously not a bead on the cyber truck.

blueeggsandyam,

There is a roll up cover. I have seen one with it closed and open.

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Well I guess at least it’s a “truck”

dasgoat,

The bed… it can’t even hold a bike. A BIKE. This thing is trash at everything it was marketed for.

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