rachthegoldberg,

unjabbed is the most ridiculous new word that will end up in the dictionary in a few years…

BonesOfTheMoon,

I liked when they were all getting fired and saying No Jab No Job.

madcaesar,

Why don’t anti-science anti-vax people never fully commit and totally swear off western medicine? Just stay home and treat all your maladies with tree roots and bleach.

All our insurance premiums would plumet, because I have a strong suspicion that the Venn diagram of anti vax, pro beer and fat, and pro smoking is a flat circle.

Buddahriffic,

How much are we talking, like a bucket? Two buckets? Who did you get it from? Were they willing? If they weren’t, how likely are they to show up looking for their blood? Did you clean it yourself? Did you use injection grade bleach?

BonesOfTheMoon,

It’s full of horse paste and meth.

RizzRustbolt,

Things are about to get weird(er) in the vaccine anti-fandom.

thesporkeffect,

This is a kink disguised as a conspiracy theory right? Like a feet guy offering casual foot advice?

some_guy,

I don’t think so. I listen to podcasts that study conspiratorial thinking. There are guys who think their sperm is more valuable because they are unvaxxed.

thesporkeffect,

I think that’s more or less a kink that the kink-haver just isn’t consciously aware of

hanrahan,
@hanrahan@slrpnk.net avatar

Unvaxxed or just not the covid vaccine?

BonesOfTheMoon,

Lol I never thought of that.

captainjaneway,
@captainjaneway@lemmy.world avatar

Muhammad Ali’s blood is probably dried up by now. I don’t know any other boxer that can claim they are “unjabbed”

Wrench,

Floyd Mayweather

DragonTypeWyvern,

Ali famously had brain damage from being jabbed too much.

Now consider what the brains of boxers that aren’t Muhammad Ali look like.

stinerman,
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

What are the odds this person also thinks that immigrants are “poisoning the blood of our country?”

BonesOfTheMoon,

Very high.

acetanilide,

Does that make unjabbed immigrants fine?

apfelwoiSchoppen,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

I have an acquaintance that married an immigrant, has children, and still believes this somehow. Guessing he thinks his partner is the “right” kind. I will never know though because I’ll never be in the same room to ask.

LEDZeppelin,

Herpes is on the house

DemBoSain,
@DemBoSain@midwest.social avatar

Herpes is always on the house. Nobody ever charges for herpes.

Zorcron,

More like Hep C

DragonTypeWyvern,

Yeah, besides, everyone already has herpes, that’s not a special offer.

Karyoplasma,

I feel like a better person because I don’t know what this means.

xeekei,

“Unvaccinated blood”

micka190,

Damn, that makes way more sense. I thought they were talking about the whole drug epidemic in the US.

prex,

You ruined it for them.

BonesOfTheMoon,

You definitely are.

HootinNHollerin,

Step into my office trailer

BonesOfTheMoon,

Here just move the meth pipes out of the way…

nieceandtows,

My unjabbed AB+ is still better than the A- type Big Pharma will tell you you need.

Lemminary, (edited )

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  • Lemminary,

    I’m not antivax. It was a JOKE. Holy shit…

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