TechDesk,
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Elon Musk says he’s stepping down as Twitter CEO and will move to a CTO-type position.

CNBC reports that a new chief executive, an unnamed woman, will start in about 6 weeks.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/11/elon-musk-says-hes-stepping-down-as-twitter-ceo-will-oversee-product.html

#ElonMusk #Twitter #SocialMedia #BirdSite

phi1997,

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I'm sure she'll be used as a scapegoat for Twitter's collapse after Muskrat destroyed the metaphorical foundation

unixorn,
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@TechDesk

Any bets on how long it takes before he pushes her over the glass cliff?

sgf,
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@TechDesk Who wouldn't want a useless report who's also your boss?

Dublicious,

@TechDesk you know, if all makes sense now! He’s GenX…the “fuck around and find out” generation. I guess he found out he couldn’t run Twitter.

sapphichazard,

@TechDesk Weird. He is moving from one position he is barely qualified for to another position he is even less qualified for.

iuculano,
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@TechDesk his mother, I bet

Gustodon,
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@TechDesk Who cares?

aka_quant_noir,
brad,
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@TechDesk

> move to a CTO-type position.

Now I KNOW he's just trolling us.

derekbrauders,

@TechDesk It still remains to be seen if it will make any positive difference to his disaster. He still sits at the top of the table.

ggainey,

@TechDesk Oh good, CTO, that's going to help so much. So, so much.

Chief "I don't understand this so we'll just turn it off and declare whatever happens to be a Feature" Officer. Sheesh.

ministerofimpediments,
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@TechDesk Bull. He’ll still be doing all the same stupid posts and still be running Twitter. He’ll just have a convenient woman to harass when he’s bored and to blame when it goes wrong.

queenofnewyork,
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@TechDesk Another example of a woman being given a CEO role only when the company is in trouble.

PabloMartini,

@TechDesk He got the recipe and is baking her now! Alas only half way!

zachvat,
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@TechDesk

Who in their right mind would want the job?

Well, that's ruled out. So, obviously, it's someone NOT in their right mind. 😏

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