w7voa,
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At the Lincoln Day dinner, Nikki Haley is the first of 13 Republican presidential candidates speaking tonight. Each is limited to 10 minutes. Donald Trump will be the last to go to the lectern.

shyduroff,

@w7voa … barf …

Htaggert,
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@w7voa so a parade of bad In Order of bad to worst?

cowboyminer,
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@w7voa Not a one will say a bad thing about
though I wonder if will do the same about the others.

mcpinson,
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@w7voa good luck keeping Donald to 10 minutes.

EdG,
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@w7voa Good luck to them trying to limit trump to 10 minutes.

Imakethingsforu,

@w7voa just a whole bunch of awful, in 10 minute increments. Come at me.

mwk2244,
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@w7voa trump? 10 minutes. Ha!

PandaChronicle,
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@w7voa
Assuming no one goes over their time (🤣🤣🤣🤣) that’s over 2 hours just for the speeches. They’ll have to lock people in to get them to stay.

MandyMay,

@w7voa
Are they going to play Oscar music when people go over?

egericson,

@w7voa I’m assuming Jack Smith will be recording the livestream.

w7voa,
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Here's the expected speaking order for tonight's Republican dinner in :

Nikki Haley
Asa Hutchinson
Ron DeSantis
Tim Scott
Perry Johnson
Doug Burgum
Mike Pence
Will Hurd
Francis Suarez
Ryan Binkley
Larry Elder
Vivek Ramaswamy
Donald Trump

PandaChronicle,
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@w7voa
😳😖🤨🚫

shyduroff,

@w7voa … barf, and more barf, plus barf for the actual dinner …

noondlyt,
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@w7voa Larry Elder. Waste of space on any account.

MandyMay,

@w7voa
I hope something amazing happens, like when that black fly ate Mike Pence's hair gel on live tv.

MillerTimeGarage,
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@w7voa
That's some barn yard of shit .

JJHP3,
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@w7voa All losers - what a list of ignorant, opportunist dunkards!

vmstan,

@w7voa do they all get into a UFC cage at the end and fight to decide who’s the nominee? 🤞

w7voa,
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"In my White House there will be no cocaine allowed in the White House," begins Gov. and presidential candidate Ron DeSantis at the Lincoln Day Dinner.

jhavok,
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@w7voa He's kept cocaine out of Florida. Hasn't he???

maddramaqueen,
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@w7voa how will any work get done??

PandaChronicle,
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@w7voa
FFS

monicarooney,
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@w7voa lol, sure Ron

otownKim,
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@w7voa 🫣

gentrifiedrose,

@w7voa Worse things will be in the white house, him.

mhnsn,

@w7voa “Strictly Quaaludes.”

Runyan50,
@Runyan50@newsie.social avatar

@w7voa Just dozens of Nazis every day.

BoloBoffin,

@w7voa

That's just great.

Forbestonow,

@w7voa you can set as many rules as you like for your imaginary White House, Ron.

JimiJames,

@w7voa He will personally see to it that it's all consumed BEFORE it gets to the WH 😏

Annasaur,

@w7voa Iowans prefer meth (former Iowan)

w7voa,
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Sen. Tim Scott of tells the audience he flunked both Spanish and English in high school and "when you do that no one calls you bilingual."

blogdiva,
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@w7voa what the fuck is the point he's trying to make?

gentrifiedrose,

@w7voa What?? I must have missed something.

cowboyminer,
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@w7voa

um. faceplam.

Annasaur,

@w7voa just what everyone wants from a civic leader, right? An F student.

kamellatate,
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@w7voa Always surprises me, the things they are proud of.

halfcocked,

@w7voa I remember this episode of South Park

https://youtu.be/8OOMCpGHqvU?t=236

w7voa,
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Perry Johnson tells the dinner if anyone donates even 50 cents to his campaign they'll get to attend for free a Big & Rich concert in .

rob11563,
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@w7voa Unbelievable. What a clown show.

MisterMadge,

@w7voa how do I sign up?

halfcocked,

@w7voa For less than the price of a cup of coffee, you can support this delusional candidate's campaign

w7voa,
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billionaire Gov. Doug Burgum learns quickly not to remind an crowd of the couple of times years ago when college football teams from his state beat theirs. The audience boos.

darwinwoodka,
@darwinwoodka@mastodon.social avatar

@w7voa who?

ramankhutu,

@w7voa Martin Short isn't even trying to make his characters look distinctive anymore.

Runyan50,
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@w7voa Get the grifting started as early as possible.

sepfeiffer,
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@w7voa
ah-ha… I didn’t think Tim Scott was presidential material.

clairvie,

@w7voa Is that good?

keithnowak,
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@w7voa Little Timmy isn't going to love the mandatory body cavity search when he goes on the White House tour....

KarynDoc,

@w7voa

Any mention of pudding, though?

lucybeahere,
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@w7voa
Once again, I have to laugh at the GOP, because otherwise I’d have to cry. This clown car of candidates is appalling.

matthewmuses,
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@w7voa But there will be meth!

Forbestonow,

@w7voa
Did you just make up Ryan Binkley, Steve? Never heard of him. 😁

PandaChronicle,
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@w7voa
Wait…they didn’t invite Chris Christie?

darwinwoodka,
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@w7voa barf

LizDylan,
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@w7voa

Who wants to bet that Trump goes over 10 minutes and no one will stop him

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