cm0002,

sudo systemctl disable telemetry

This incident will be reported

dephyre,
@dephyre@lemmy.world avatar
MajorHavoc,

“What’s a re-run?!”

shasta,

This meme makes a lot more sense if you don’t cover up the faces

stebo02,

good thing we are all memelords who know this format by heart

ulterno,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

I don’t, but I’ve seen the sauce and remember it.

Rozauhtuno,
@Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Still Beans face is 99% of the reason for even using the meme. Without it the image just looks like two people sitting side by side instead of the cheating.

TheRedSpade,

I’m not familiar with the meme, and it’s still obvious one is copying the other. Although, it does make it look like Linux copying Windows rather than the path that reality took.

fruitycoder,

Yeah you have to already know that one person is obviously looking over at the others answers.

acockworkorange,

Ah, so that’s how it makes sense!

v4ld1z,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

Excuse me? This is Mr. Bean, not just some person

Bishma,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

This has put me in mind of when OSX added virtual desktops. Everyone forgot that they’ve been a thing in *nix for 30 years, and NextOS (which OSX was built on top of) already had them. So Apple purposefully removed them, let people complain about not having them (and build their own 3rd party solutions) for something like 8 years, then got mountains of positive press for the “new innovation” of virtual desktops. Isn’t Apple amazing!

Great job Microsoft! I’m sure this is a game changer for the world.

aubeynarf,

fyi the NeXT OS is called NeXTSTEP.

Bishma,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Thanks.

Jesus_666,

To be honest, the first incarnation of Spaces was really damn good; they deserved some credit for that. Then they made it worse so it matches iOS.

cm0002,

Ah MacOS, don’t forget they’re continuing to neuter root/sudo probably for some future goal of a walled garden desktop/laptop 🤮 for “privacy and security”

Rentlar,

Apple may introduce it again, but not before they get some trademark word for it like “Secure Ascension™”.

BolexForSoup,
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  • Bishma, (edited )
    @Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    I was in college at the time at a UCAID university and working for their student computing department at the time. But it was mostly the press that telling people who thought there were two types of computers (Apple and unusable) that they invented it. It was a topic of frequent conversation amongst the university staff and, as I remember, a frequent rant topic for John C Dvorak.

    Hubi, (edited )
    clubb,
    @clubb@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh that second one has me in flames man

    JoMomma, (edited )

    Are they actually naming the command “sudo” or is that just a comparison?

    Edit: apparently yes, the audacity lol

    eatham,
    @eatham@aussie.zone avatar

    Yes

    Titou,

    Looks like they didn’t even tried to hide it : learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/sudo/

    guiguinofake,

    The sudo command offers a way to quickly elevate a command as administrator from your current unelevated command line context and is familiar to some users coming from other operating systems.

    SpaceNoodle,

    From any other operating system

    guiguinofake,

    TempleOS doesn’t have sudo, you just need to pray for a divine intervention.

    sata_andagi,

    You don’t need sudo, everything is already in Ring 0 as God intended.

    FooBarrington,

    Should have called it addo

    fiddlestix,

    Or ditto

    lolcatnip,

    What’s wrong with giving a command the same name as the equivalent command from other operating systems?

    JoMomma,

    That would be like calling the lynx command InternetExplorer

    lolcatnip,

    To me lynx is an application, whereas sudo is part of the OS, just like cp or cat. I know Linux sudo is maintained separately, but it’s part of what is expect in even the most minimal install of any Unix-like OS.

    JoMomma,

    Okay…

    const_void,

    Don’t forget all the UI/UX they’ve been copying from KDE. Working at Microsoft must be such an easy job when the open source community does all your work for you.

    Mio,

    Not so easy. Look at how often they have to redo the startmenu.

    captain_aggravated,
    @captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

    A problem I have with the GPL is it allows corporations and shareholders to use software for free. I would be interested in licensing software I make for commercial use by sole proprietors and other small businesses for free, but charge truly offensive prices to entities that have “investors.” Like, Bob’s wood shop, where Bob, his son Rob, and Rob’s friend from high school Jimmy make butcher block counter tops? They can use my software for free. Microsoft? $600 trillion per seat per minute.

    eatham,
    @eatham@aussie.zone avatar

    How exactly do you want it? Publicly traded companiee can’t use it? That would affect small companies too, but being publicly tradable is more likely to make an evil company in the end. Companies over a certain valuation? That would have problems with interest and private companies like valve not having to tell people their valuation. Mix of both is probably best.

    captain_aggravated,
    @captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I would probably list out a series of symptoms of large businesses that don’t qualify for my non-corporate license.

    • The company itself, its owners, executives, board members, employees or any other persons associated with the company has spent more than $100 on lobbying since the invention of the written word. To include a middle manager that worked for the company for 2 weeks, quit, and then later went on to become involved in lobbying.
    • Any executive, board member, manager or such person currently or has ever had a contract that features any clauses that could be described as a "golden parachute."
    • The company has ever engaged in anti-union activity.
    • The company has ever outsourced jobs overseas because labor in developing countries is cheaper. Hiring outside one’s home country seeking better expertise ie “We contracted with a German machine shop because the sample work they turned in was of better quality” is okay; “We only have to pay Vietnamese teenagers 40 cents a day” isn’t.
    • The company publicly trades stock. That is to say random people mostly stock brokers and banks that don’t actually generate any value for society pays a little money and then expects dividents in perpetuity like ticks getting fat and bloated with the blood of higher life forms. These people may not financially benefit from my work more than I do.
    • The highest paid person who is in any way on the payroll of the company is paid more than 20 times the lowest paid employee.

    That’s probably a good start.

    eatham,
    @eatham@aussie.zone avatar

    That’s a pretty good list. I would say for 1 and 4 it should be in the past 50 years, to allow for companies to change. I would also add that anything the parent company or a company owned by the parent company that violates these rules also counts. Also, what is a “golden parachute”

    captain_aggravated,
    @captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

    A “golden parachute” is basically a clause in the contract of a CEO or other higher up where the company agrees to pay severance benefits. I don’t have a problem with severance pay in general but some of these things are basically "No matter how much I embezzle and defraud, no matter how many people I kill, no matter how much damage I do, I get tens or hundreds of millions of dollars, to the degree of actually incentivizing getting hired and fired as much as possible.

    eatham,
    @eatham@aussie.zone avatar

    That’s pretty stupid.

    captain_aggravated,
    @captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Exactly.

    Steamymoomilk,

    Microsoft linux when?

    starman,
    @starman@programming.dev avatar

    Azure Linux exists

    phoenixz,

    As far as I know, Azure runs on Linux

    ordellrb,

    Some day, in cooperation with canonical and a nice KDE Theme

    cupcakezealot,
    @cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    www.mslinux.org ;)

    but seriously they should

    the_beber,

    Omg those quotes on the side lol

    MajorHavoc,

    Seriously. Yes.

    If Microsoft doesn’t have a secret internal build of Windows that runs on a Linux Kernel, they’re out of their minds.

    The Windows Kernel, as cool as it is, is 100% a cost center. If Microsoft switches (seemlessly) to a Linux kernel, no one would really notice. So at some point they should really switch it.

    duck1e,
    1. they’ll have to opensource the code if they use linux kernel
    2. even with linux being vastly superior, it nice we have 3 major kernels with widely different approaches. it would be sad if either of these 3 dies out
    MajorHavoc,

    even with linux being vastly superior, it nice we have 3 major kernels with widely different approaches. it would be sad if either of these 3 dies out

    Agreed. I do think at least a couple versions of the Windows NT kernel are going to live on forever in emulation, thanks to some pretty awesome games that require it.

    joel_feila,
    @joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

    Legal question. If Windows on the linux kernal needs to open source, but that does not apply to other software it runs, right? So could they close source their DE and charge for that, or charge for the windows store?

    ricdeh,
    @ricdeh@lemmy.world avatar

    That is correct. Microsoft could simply charge for their closed-source desktop environment or their package manager or their software environment in general, but any modifications to the kernel would need to be free and open-source (though they could still charge money for it).

    joel_feila,
    @joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

    thanks for the answer.

    _cnt0,
    @_cnt0@sh.itjust.works avatar
    1. they’ll have to opensource the code if they use linux kernel

    Only changes they would make to the kernel. There is no obligation to make an OS utilizing the linux kernel open source.

    ricdeh,
    @ricdeh@lemmy.world avatar

    An oversight by the developers. Had they licensed it under the GNU GPL v3, such a thing would not be possible.

    ammonium,

    No, the GPLv3 changes nothing in this regard.

    droans,

    If Microsoft switches (seemlessly) to a Linux kernel, no one would really notice.

    Besides quite literally every piece of software breaking, sure.

    grubders,

    sudo rm -rf C:/

    vox,
    @vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

    actually, powershell also has aliases for unix-like commands, for examplerm. iirc you need rm -Force tho

    asexualchangeling, (edited )

    Sudo rm -Recursive -Force C:/ ?

    InternetCitizen2,

    The command has a smile C: so you know its safe.

    Blackmist,

    People are laughing, but it is annoying to open a Windows terminal, get a couple of steps into whatever you were doing, and find you need admin privileges for some bullshit.

    Pressing up, home, "sudo " and enter is a lot quicker than opening a new command prompt in admin mode.

    Evotech,

    Where keys hope they support “sudo !!”

    Atomic,

    People are laughing because it took them more than 30 years to figure that out.

    cupcakezealot,
    @cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    you can emulate this currently with psutils until the official sudo for windows comes out :)

    also thefuck is even funner :)

    MetaCubed,

    I unironically have thefuck installed in a few of my more frequently logged VMs. Incredibly convenient.

    vox,
    @vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

    I’ve been already using gsudo for that purpose

    possiblylinux127, (edited )

    I can’t wait for their version to be totally broken compared to normal sudo on windows

    Nomecks,

    Where?

    possiblylinux127,

    Where is what?

    ricdeh,
    @ricdeh@lemmy.world avatar

    They made fun of your grammar

    possiblylinux127,

    Thanks, I corrected my mistake

    squid_slime,
    @squid_slime@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m glad they’re teaching they’re user base linux, will make transitioning easier

    0x4E4F,

    I think you’re misunderstanding their goal.

    m_f,

    What parent is likely referencing

    TBH I wonder if the current Microsoft is capable of executing that here. I don’t believe in a “changed” MS, but Linux is eating the world, and MS doesn’t really care about Windows much anymore. Azure happily runs Linux VMs

    0x4E4F,

    They can still take a stab at it 🤷. Why else would you actually add something like this… it makes no sense to me.

    transientpunk,
    @transientpunk@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Maybe they’re slowly working toward making Windows work on the Linux kernel in order to offload maintenance costs to the open source community… 👽🛸

    sbv,

    I’ll take it.

    Do they finally have an ls in the default path, or do I still need to alias that?

    lolcatnip,

    There’s an alias for it by default in PowerShell.

    QuazarOmega,

    Better install LSD:

    
    <span style="color:#323232;">winget install --id=lsd-rs.lsd  -e
    </span>
    
    Hawk,
    MEATPANTS,

    To drop a feature means to get rid of it. Words have meaning, guys

    Wilzax,

    Drop can mean to release or to discontinue, some words have two meanings, which gets selected via context.

    taladar,

    Confusingly enough to release can also mean to publish or to cut loose.

    droans,

    My favorite when reading sports news is “resign”.

    It can mean that they quit or that they entered into a new contract.

    chumbalumber,
    krnl386,
    @krnl386@lemmy.ca avatar

    Who knows anymore with these youngsters’ vernacular?

    MEATPANTS,

    Hey I know it’s a week later, but I rarely log in to Lemmy.

    If you read the headline, it could be interpreted either way. The only way to know the actual meaning is if you already knew what the article was about, but if I knew nothing about windows, I could easily assume that it had a feature called ‘sudo’ which is now being dropped.

    Supporting this kind of behavior is how we ended up with the word ‘literally’ meaning both literally and figuratively. Source: www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/literally

    Words can have multiple meanings, but If a word means one thing, but also the opposite of that thing, it adds unnecessary confusion. Not saying there aren’t many other examples, but I think it’s something we should try to avoid.

    DavidGarcia,

    don’t frogette about the new windows terminal

    Titou,

    kinda sad tbh

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