IWantToFuckSpez, Bet a board member tried to explain to him what DEI is two minutes before he Xat this Xeet.
Muskrat’s diversity plan is “exploit Indians who rely on Xitter visa sponsorship”
name_NULL111653, I propose an alternative nominative singular: Xit. He Xat this Xit on Xitter…
CarbonIceDragon, 
That sounds confusingly like something that someone would use to mock the current leader of China tho
Honytawk, Hey look, 2 birds
EmergMemeHologram, He’s not racist, he’d use visas to hold employees of any race ransom.
HowManyNimons, He Xits like an eight-year-old whose little sister gets more certificates than him.
Ephera, I am very confused. Is that a comic he had made about himself? I wouldn’t be entirely surprised…
open_world, Yeah, I wish this post was presented more clearly.
li10, I’m generally sick of hearing about Elon at all even if it’s criticizing him, but this was a good one.
The vanity is off the charts.
KingThrillgore, 
It’s not racism when you, a single person, are hated. Its people telling the truth about you.
CADmonkey, I’m reminded of Bender:
“This isn’t even about you”
“That’s impossible!”
VinesNFluff, 
The caucasity of this bish…
thecookingsenpai, 
The lion, the witch and the audacity of this bitch
(in 4 bitch as a gender neutral way of saying whining child while doing a rhyme)
cashews_best_nut, Speaking of bitches. I much prefer them to dogs - better temprement, smell better and no undercarage for you to accidentally brush/knock when rubbing their belly.
thecookingsenpai, Thats so specific
cro_magnon_gilf, It’s weird that this clearly started as accusations-in-a-mirror and then it just became true. Like life mimics memes
Red_October, When you remember he got his starting wealth from an apartheid emerald mine in South Africa, this behavior makes perfect sense.
Blackmist, They’ve captured his weird lumpy face beautifully.
daemoz, The my pillow of faces.
ICastFist, 
When you make fun or point out the obvious flaws of the oppressor, it’s not “-ism”, it’s freedom
7heo, 
They would not even understand, they practice narciss-ism even more often than rac-ism.
Also, talking about inclusivity, this is a (probably not fully exhaustive) list of all the "-ism"s. That is how much of an ignorant cretin people using this neologism are.
dudinax, He’s ok with racism and sexism, so dei is good, right?
KingThrillgore, Always do the opposite of what Elon does, is my rule of life.
ComradeChairmanKGB, 
Smartest billionaire BTW
HowMany, Needs more snowflake.
bramblepatchmystery, In weird posts like this, the answer is always drugs, alcohol, and mental illness, or some combination of those three.
With his level of fame, wealth, and power, it’s also possible he is a blackmail victim.
Anticorp, I don’t think that is possible. He has unimaginable power because of his wealth. If someone tried to blackmail him, he would destroy them.
bramblepatchmystery, We can safely say it’s one of the first 3 then.
khannie, 
Or, like, all 3.
cashews_best_nut, drugs, alcohol, and mental illness,
I’ve had/have all 3 of those an I’m still not a cunt like Elon.
CurlyMoustache, 
The missing factor is perhaps free money given to you by your parents?
JasonDJ, (edited ) You need a team of drug-fueled yes men to approve of your halfwitted drug-fueled ideas.
Honestly the psychology of Musk is fascinating. I wish we could ethically clone him and just have a team of psychologists tear the clone apart and write a chart-busting non-fiction on his brain. And then dump the clone in a volcano because we don’t need more of that. And dumping the clone in the volcano becomes the biggest pay-per-view event of the decade.
Mr_Blott, Yeah but are you also Seeth Eefrican
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