masquenox,

The important part - 100% of people would immediately leave their desk jobs if given any other potential option.

TheSpermWhale,
@TheSpermWhale@lemmy.world avatar

Getting real WWI vibes - it’ll be an adventure, we’ll get to go to new and exciting places, it won’t last too long…

Emerald,

I think it’s honestly sad how people think aliens would invade and overthrow us. We have so many conflicts on this planet that we just assume other planets would be imperialistic as well.

Rooskie91,

You know that movie was about how fascism can be sexy right?

ZombieMantis,
@ZombieMantis@lemmy.world avatar

That movie was parody making fun of a book about how fascism can be sexy.

uis,

Sample: 100% voencomat

cows_are_underrated,

For the emporer of mankind.

FiniteBanjo,

I was not in that study.

Cosmicomical,

Wow, 100%. That’s really a sound result for a poll

FiniteBanjo,

I think about 4-5% of answers are intentionally against the norm for some reason. I’m sure there is a name for the phenomenon.

Cosmicomical,

Sure, i think nowadays we call them trolls. And i’m sure fighting for humanity sounds better than the realities would imply. But 100% is still high, i would like to see how the question was formulated and the sample selected. Unless they were at a wh40k convention, i would still doubt the result.

FiniteBanjo,

Any true WH40K fan knows that humans are the bad guys.

DragonTypeWyvern,

X E N O L O V E R D E T E C T E D

Hello, Inquisition? Yeah, we got another one.

FiniteBanjo,

I thought this was a reply from a post on Hexbear for a moment.

BuryMyHorse,

Who I share my bed with is non of your concern

GregorGizeh,

Heretic af

Off you go into the servitor lobotomizer

BuryMyHorse,

Stop 👉 👈
Or dont

hakunawazo,
The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t tell Uhura.

jinarched,
@jinarched@lemm.ee avatar
Scrof,

Heavily depends on the planet and the aliens. I’m not about to kill cute peaceful molerat people on a desert rock of a planet. This sounds like terrible time to me. If it’s some sort of Strogg situation on a decent Earth-like world though count me in.

Veneroso,

The teeth, though?

Peace was never an option!

Melatonin,

Nothing would please our billionaire overlords more than all of us “little people” getting the hell off earth for another planet. It’s unlikely anything comparable to the paradise of this planet, even in a global warming event or an ice age, will be reachable any time soon.

And we should leave it for them? Duck that.

Veneroso,

I’m doing my part!

TokenBoomer,

There it is!

Veneroso,

Do you want to know more?

Thcdenton,

They can keep it. I wanna bring democracy to the cosmos and clap alien cheeks

demosthememes, (edited )

Mars One https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_One received over 200,000 applications for a one-way ticket to Mars & raised money way too easily, before going bankrupt.

UnderpantsWeevil,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Lolz. LMAO, even.

DragonTypeWyvern,

People just don’t want to live on this planet anymore

UnderpantsWeevil,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Some people have far more money than sense. If they ever got their wish, they’d hate it on Mars, too.

DragonTypeWyvern,

If only when most of them go broke in the company store and get sent to the mines

MacStache,

Leave it to humanity to invade other planets to “fight for humanity”.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

“Yes. Please for the love of God. I would rather be torn asunder by an alien bug than spend another day in this depressing shithole.”

Eyck_of_denesle,

Day 5 of seeing your comment. Your username and pfp makes it easy to recognise you

hswolf,
@hswolf@lemmy.world avatar

Have you ever watched The Mist? it would be a nightmare to get captured alive by those horrifying spiders

For anyone that doesn’t know, the spiders size varies from a tarantula to a dog, and they reproduce by inserting hundreds of eggs inside you, they then eat you alive inside out when hatching

Also they have acid webs tha shoots like lasers

extant,

Yeah, but have you tried working retail?

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I actually watched it just a few nights ago. And yes, fuck those spiders. 😱

nomous,

Pretty decent movie, it’s Stephen King stuff if you’re into that.

Carlo,

The movie was all right, but the finale was terrible. The short story ending was much scarier (and what’s more, would have left the door wide open for a sequel—I don’t know what the hell they were thinking with the ending as written).

Fredselfish,
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

I hated the movie ending. Short story ending is way better. Best way to watch the movie is just turn it off when they leave the grocery store then it bearable.

Carlo,

Been a while since I’d thought about it, so I looked up some articles about it. They all seemed to think the film’s ending was bleak, whereas the story’s was hopeful. That wasn’t at all how I remembered it, so I went back and re-read the story. All the articles seemed to miss the idea that in the story, there was no National Guard coming to the rescue. There’s no indication that the mist has any end, or that civilization’s existing power structures have survived. The protagonist hears (or hallucinates) a single garbled word over the radio—that’s the entirety of the hope on offer. A disappointing example of popular literary criticism.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

The ending of the movie is a bit shitty… Dude just had to wait like 10 more minutes and would have been fine. But they just had to use those last 3 bullets burning a hole in their pocket. The book ending still sounds better than that.

Delphia,

Stephen King actually likes the movie ending more than the one he wrote.

syfy.com/…/why-stephen-king-prefers-the-mist-film…

Dieinahole,

Stephen king has written more bad reviews about his own shit than other people have.

I mean, get it. I hate me too

hswolf,
@hswolf@lemmy.world avatar

i for one liked the ending for that exact reason

Mist everywhere, monsters big as buildings roaming around, as well as small dangerous ones; Car is dead; No immediate supplies; You’ve seen what those things can do and how they can make you suffer before you die; No foreseeable hope that any human forces can help you. Got a gun that can end It all with no suffering.

The bitter aftertaste, when the dispair takes place is, chefs kiss. Not every story needs a happy ending.

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