starman2112, (edited ) New partnership between Smith & Wesson and Chess Grandmaster Hans Niemann
RIP_Cheems, “Only takes 5 pounds of pressure”
mindbleach, Silent but deadly requires a tax stamp.
Ser_Salty, “And lastly, 007…”
bradorsomething, A number of you are concerned about the recoil - I feel you misunderstand the nature of this weapon. A trained user can launch the plug at high speed to wound the target, using a specialized liquid propellent. At this point the sabot round is deployed, penetrating any hardening or armor. The CIA called this codename Dying Rhea, after the original name Henry Kissenger was found to be already in use.
mindbleach, Guess they can rename it now.
PugJesus, HOLY SHIT THAT OLD PIG FUCKER FINALLY DIED?
skillissuer, yeah some 12h ago
HobbitFoot, The only pig fucker I know working in foreign relations is British.
Retrograde, Onion grade comment
youCanCallMeDragon, Where do you buy this? Asking for a friend…
Socsa, Wait till you see my dick
Mango, Ok, but where’s the trigger and also the website where I can order it?
Kolanaki, It’s fired by farting.
frezik, I think you pull back the top, then let it go and the spring shoves the firing pin against the primer. Basically a zip gun.
neidu, Requires some practice to get the rectal dexterity required.
Imgonnatrythis, Maybe for you amateur.
seathru, A string attaches to the sear and runs out the small hole above the barrel.
You’ll have to print/machine your own tho. And this probably falls under the NFA’s AOW category, so you’ll have to ask the ATF permission and pay for a $200 tax stamp.
FireTower, I agree with this technical and legal analysis. If it was more L shaped you might be able to claim it’s a pistol. But as is they’d probably claim it’s disguised.
The problem isn’t that rectal nature of the device but that it’s mimicing a different object.
superfes, Where farting becomes a game of Russian Roulette?
psmgx, There is only one chamber so technically it’s Polish Roulette
mindbleach, “Never trust a fart… motherfucker!”
Stanwich, Engineers UNITE!
saltnotsugar, BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR BATTLE BUDDY!
thewowwedeserve, Where does it eject the casing?
AnotherAttorney, Right into the prostate. Added bonus.
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BongRipsMcGee420, Cleaning is optional
idunnololz, So is the lube.
DaGeek247, Looks like a 9mm round to me. Welcome to pound town, population: you.
aBundleOfFerrets, As a single round weapon there is no need to eject the casing.
frezik, After a little range time with this, a single round is all you need.
thewowwedeserve, But it would be a hell of a lot funnier if it ejected the burning hot casing into your butt
aBundleOfFerrets, That would significantly limit the devices utility
Bonehead, (edited ) I think the more important question is...where is the trigger and how do you prevent accidental firing? I don't want to give away my secret just because I got a little nervous...
JokeDeity, I’m wondering where the gas vents to.
Rubanski, There is a little hole above the barrel, I assume it vents there
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Frozengyro, Looks like a .22, very little recoil. Disappointing…
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ShadowRam, When will Kentucky Ballistics test fire it? and does it come chambered in 4-bore?
deweydecibel, Hospitals see anal play gone horribly wrong all the time. I doubt a seasoned nurse would be phased by it.
InfiniteStruggle, Well you see I had it put away next to the tub and i lost my balance and fell
Zehzin, (edited ) I thought this was a lightsaber-buttplug at first and I think that’s even funnier. Imagine the scene where Darth Maul activates each side menacingly.
Bobble9211, Anti-rape device
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