Hi so i am trying some shit for fun like summoning any kind of entities.Read tge about and if you can do answer my question ?

I have aldready tried candyman and bloody mary (i said their names three time in front of a mirror correct me if i’m wrong) anything else i can try ?

EDIT : Why am i getting down voted this is litterally the no stupid questions sub.

EDIT I am not trolling let me rephrase the question : is there any other urban legends you know of and how do the stories and steps go ?

BruceTwarzen,

Yeah and this is quite literally a stupid question, hence the downvotes

THEMASTERMIND,

You don’t know what this community is do you ?

otp,

Why am i getting down voted this is litterally the no stupid questions sub.

Rule 1 of the sub says the title of any post must be a question. Your post title is a sentence, not a question.

THEMASTERMIND,

I’ll fix

kebabslob,

Raise Hell, obviously

THEMASTERMIND,

Eh if there is i’ll be there after death and eternity is plenty of time to do so anyway .

algorithmae,

PRAISE DALE

Candelestine,

The reason you are being downvoted is because you’re reminding people that the internet has a lot of very young folks on it. People don’t really want to be reminded of that, they want to feel like all the hijinks that internet people get up to are with adults. But if your age cohort is here on a niche service like Lemmy, then there must be more of you elsewhere, on other services too. This is genuinely unhealthy, in many different ways, so it disturbs people.

So, they downvote you for reminding them of something they’d rather not think about. Afaik though, there is nothing wrong with this question being posted here.

Regarding the question itself, we do tend to call them urban myths for a reason. People have not yet outgrown silly, superstitious thinking from centuries ago. It’s not necessarily an age thing either, plenty of older superstitious folks too. lol

Oh, and welcome to Lemmy.

THEMASTERMIND,

Im young yes but also an adult. SHIT is lemmy full of 50 year olds or something ?!

Ziggurat,

Phn’glui Have you tried calling the great Chtulhu ? www.goominet.com/unspeakable-vault/…/Cultists/

And without going in recent fiction, modern culture has tons of stories of Demon, and ritual about summoming them

ivanafterall,
ivanafterall avatar

Some people insist remote viewing and astral projection are real. See if you can figure out how to do them and, ideally, prove them.

dan1101,

Read about Three Kings, great concept even if it’s all BS. There is a subreddit about it.

THEMASTERMIND,

Is there a sublemmy

frankPodmore,
@frankPodmore@slrpnk.net avatar

Try the Rite of AshkEnte from the Discworld novels, see if you can summon Death himself.

THEMASTERMIND,

Will do

Hyperreality, (edited )

Given this is nostupidquestions, I'm going to treat this like it's a serious question.

This being said and not that I believe in it, but you might as well do it right and start by reading something like this:

https://archive.org/details/three-books-of-occult-philosophy-henry-cornelius-agrippa-donald-tyson-edition/page/n1/mode/2up

Or this:

https://archive.org/details/the-book-of-abramelin-german-to-english-translation/page/32/mode/2up

(For the Fallout fans, this is almost certainly where the name of the Parson's State Asylum Abremalin Field Generator in Fallout 4 comes from.)

Or this:

https://ia902505.us.archive.org/13/items/stephen-skinner-the-goetia-of-dr.-rudd/Stephen%20Skinner%20-%20The%20Goetia%20of%20Dr.%20Rudd%20%282010%29.pdf

Or read up on Crowley, who was also inspired by lots of this kind of stuff.

It's all super interesting, because this kind of thing has been bubbling under the mainstream for centuries, often vestiges of pre-christian pagan religion basically, even if a lot of it is quite modern. Movies and fictional works which do their research and incorporate elements of this are also quite interesting:

Examples: Antichrist (2009), The Witch(2015) and Annihilation(2018).

Obviously, be careful with this kind of thing. Take it too seriously, spend hours reading up on it, and you start thinking "hmm, maybe there's something to this." at which point you're literally engaging in delusional thinking. It's a rabbit hole basically. And obviously you know it's all nonsense, but humans are inherently superstitious animals.

THEMASTERMIND,

I too don’t belive in it as i am an atheist but i’m also bored . Also thanks

snooggums,
snooggums avatar

Candyman and Bloody Mary only work if you believe :P

THEMASTERMIND,

Shit

Cyv_,
Cyv_ avatar

Just say a regular prayer to the christian god but call him a shithead and see if he smites ya.

THEMASTERMIND, (edited )

Shithead ? I have called gods more than that . And yes i am severely fucked but i don’t think its because gods exist if he did i have challenged him multiple time to fight to death why not accept that and prove it to me instead of just cursing me endlessly ?

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Is that how it works?

I call him a shit head and he smites me. Do you think he would be fooled if I burned a written prayer with trump’s forged signature?

THEMASTERMIND,

You can try

amio,

EDIT : Why am i getting down voted this is litterally the no stupid questions sub.

Because the point is to have a place to ask questions without having them judged as "stupid". It's "we will try to treat questions like they're not stupid" and this comes across as trying very hard to make that impossible.
On the off chance you're not trolling, be advised it sure as hell looks a lot like you're trolling.

THEMASTERMIND,

O k i edited . I hope now itsmore clear i am not trolling . Cheers

livus,
livus avatar

@THEMASTERMIND

Candyman is 5x not 3x.

Try Biggie Smalls.

THEMASTERMIND,

So i say biggie smalls 3 times. And thanks for correcting me on candyman.

Tristaniopsis,

How about a court summons?

THEMASTERMIND,

Depends, What are the charges ?

Tristaniopsis,

Depth charges?

THEMASTERMIND,

Accepted ?

Tristaniopsis,

Ok. Where is Judge Judy?

THEMASTERMIND,

I have heard that name somewhere can’t rememner where .

finthechat,
finthechat avatar

Why summon scary things? Try to summon a succubus instead so you can die happy.

THEMASTERMIND,

Procedure ?

Gullible,

If you’re looking for a neurosis, try capgras

THEMASTERMIND,

Yeah no need they are litterally worse than that aldready . In fact it maybe a downgrade for them.

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