postmateDumbass,

Quick frustration, easily agitated?

Sign of dimensia?

SeabassDan,

Imagine his system decided to reboot halfway through that interview? He’d be done.

kWazt,

Pay close attention. He’ll take your brain to another dimension.

postmateDumbass,

If Mitch comes out of a trance spitting Beasties bars we are definitly in a new galaxy.

thenextguy,

Recovered from what?

Paradachshund,

Die already, you damn ghoul

vivadanang,

and stay dead next time ffs

ShaggySnacks,

Quora to the rescue with How to Kill a Ghoul.

Edit: Spelling and grammar are hard.

EatATaco,

lol. I hate McConnell, and I think discussing his health is important and it was a good line of questioning, but that’s the least news worthy “getting testy” I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s like the standard politician line when people are focusing on them, rather than the issues.

macattack,

The media outlet is creating clickbait for us Dems methinks

1847953620,

nah, couldn’t possibly be, not like 80% of media

zipzoopaboop,

At least he didn’t SLAM cbs

1847953620,

wwe language in the media everywhere these days

PrefersAwkward,
@PrefersAwkward@lemmy.world avatar

It’s public business if any politician is fit to serve us, whether they’re having health issues, conflicts of interest, or anything else. He can just say “I had a few issues/seizures (etc.). I’m taking care of things and getting medical treatment. I’m doing well, and I’m fit to serve. Now let’s move on”

But of course he says nothing like that.

prole,

Lol dude probably couldn’t even slur his way through that if he wanted to these days.

Rapidcreek,

As a priest-friend once told me: “The pope is never ill, except when he is dead.”

hiddengoat,

Yes, and we all know how reasonable the Catholic Childfucker Association is so that's a great example of why this geriatric fuck needs to publicly release his health records or get the fuck out of office.

Rapidcreek,

Wow Try to tell a joke and the creeps come out of the woodwork.

hiddengoat,

Yeah, I'm a creep because the Catholic church rapes children and Bitch McFunnel needs to retire.

Or maybe you're an idiot.

Probably that one.

jordanlund,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

Keep it civil.

hiddengoat,

Shut the fuck up.

eskimofry,

Is OP the creep or Mitch McConnel the creep?

Default_Defect,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

They do be raping kids though.

1847953620,

It’s s whole Association of them.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

“I think we ought to be talking about what we were talking about earlier, rather than…

…my health,” McConnell told CBS.

ZeroCool,
TheJims,

He’s being hailed by The High Command of the Lizard People Homeworld

ohlaph,

I cannot stop laughing…

rifugee,

The turtle needs to take his shell and go home.

spider,

Or, at the very least, get a full checkup from a veterinarian.

TropicalDingdong,

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  • mrbaby,

    I really really really really really wish your spoiler tag worked on Sync

    TropicalDingdong,

    Here maybe this can help:

    Image

    mrbaby,

    Ah yes, the ball washer. Much appreciated!

    jordanlund,
    @jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

    OK, so here’s the thing… the spoiler tags don’t work on mobile, so you just filled up a bunch of peoples apps with AI McConnell turtle porn.

    Please make the images clickable links so they aren’t visible in the feed and I’ll restore the post.

    TropicalDingdong,

    Please make the images clickable links so they aren’t visible in the feed and I’ll restore the post.

    Yes sir, right away sir.

    Sterile_Technique,
    @Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

    ACKSHUALLY he’s a tortoise!!

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_tortoise

    YeetPics,
    @YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

    So throw him in the river so he doesn’t dry out.

    EmpathicVagrant,

    Akshually he’s a Russian asset.

    salon.com/…/rachel-maddow-explains-origins-of-how…

    Sterile_Technique,
    @Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar
    EmpathicVagrant,

    I fully admit I was not entirely what you might call « sober » upon the composition of my previous comment here, so I was hardly even skimming.

    I appreciate the correction, your technique was sterile and precise.

    Sterile_Technique,
    @Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

    Lol no worries. I realized in hindsight that the monkey cat meme would have been perfect for this. Fuck.

    EmpathicVagrant,

    Do it anyway, let’s live in the best timeline

    Sterile_Technique,
    @Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar
    SnipingNinja,

    Here for this

    Sterile_Technique,
    @Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

    ^done

    worldwidewave,

    His tight-lipped answer didn’t seem to satisfy Brennan, who wondered if McConnell meant he could still serve “at a time when we are talking about incredible dysfunction in Washington?”

    “I think we ought to be talking about what we were talking about earlier, rather than my health,” McConnell shot back.

    Fox News Sunday’s Shannon Bream also interviewed McConnell. She said in her introduction to her interview that she also asked about his health and he said “he’s doing great, and has a clean bill of health.” She did not air her questioning on the subject or McConnell’s response.

    I definitely prefer the CBS model wherein we actually ask politicians questions with follow ups, instead of assuming answers like Fox does.

    remotelove,

    Whoa there and back up just a quick second!

    He has lips??

    themeatbridge,

    “I think we ought to be talking about what we were talking about earlier, rather than my health,” McConnell shot back.

    Fair enough, Senator. Can you tell me, what were we just talking about?

    EmpathicVagrant,

    *freezes like he’s hiding from a T-Rex in a movie *

    WhatAmLemmy,

    “Person, woman, man, camera, TV”

    prole,

    Exactly my first though… Interesting that he didn’t specify the subject. I’d be curious if he, on the spot, could have answered that question.

    spider,

    “I think we ought to be talking about what we were talking about earlier, rather than my health,” McConnell shot back.

    No, he https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_snapping_turtle back.

    frizop,

    🤣

    FfaerieOxide,
    FfaerieOxide avatar

    Get testy? Shit son, need get you tested.

    ...with your stroke-having ass.

    ZeroCool,

    need to get tested.

    “Person, woman, man, camera, TV.” -Donald Trump Mitch McConnell

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