AlexGarner, 10 months ago

@daringfireball It’s pronounced “ten”.

kevm, 10 months ago

@daringfireball this is a masterpiece.

naton, 10 months ago

@daringfireball Epic. 👌🏻

It all feels like a bad joke or a weird dream, doesn’t it? Why would anyone rename Twitter?

FiveAcres, 10 months ago

@daringfireball doubt yaccarino is this self-aware, but loved reading your hostage translation despite that.

mattradel, 10 months ago

@daringfireball :chefskiss:

caspercdn, 10 months ago

@daringfireball 🔥

sonofvin, 10 months ago

@daringfireball I thought you were kidding about the sex pill ad… 😳

TinkerBimb, 10 months ago

@danielpunkass thank you

timceuppens, 10 months ago

@daringfireball this is as close to perfection as you can get

carloprina, 10 months ago

@daringfireball amazing work

KenDisbrow, 10 months ago

@daringfireball Hilarious

phils, 10 months ago

@daringfireball where’s the emoji for “spit take” my keyboard is covered with coffee and my lungs hurt. It’s so funny because it’s so sad.

david1280, 10 months ago

@daringfireball She was just a step away from singing ‘My Elon loves you…’

https://youtu.be/FNrQOUtXYOo

shenyen, 10 months ago

@daringfireball If you sign up to become a ventriloquist puppet, you can’t complain when you get a hand up your butt!

Tekl, 10 months ago

@daringfireball @gruber Are all coders now forced to use Xcode for everything? ;)

DavidCivera, 10 months ago

@daringfireball @gruber

👏👏👏 Gruber at his best.

digitalqualms, 10 months ago

@daringfireball that special relativity bit deserves a chef’s kiss emoji

gruber, 10 months ago

@digitalqualms

borjadelgado, 10 months ago

@daringfireball 🤣🤣🤣

carrchr, 10 months ago

@daringfireball AMAZING

MaybeMyMonkeys, 10 months ago

@daringfireball I would not be surprised if she had a full stocked open bar in her office

Ampsonic, 10 months ago

@daringfireball Now that’s a Daring Fireball Hall of Fame article.

memory, 10 months ago

@daringfireball and to think you wrote this a few hours before Elon personally intervened to restore the account of an antisemitic qanon influencer who posted child porn.

MaxKay, 10 months ago

@daringfireball the bits about the casino and hostages made me laugh out loud in the office.

EdwinG, 10 months ago

This is some fine criminolog by @gruber on @daringfireball

swingerofbirch, 10 months ago

@daringfireball Very witty and I learned something about physics.