dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

Happy 32nd birthday Linux. Here’s your damn cake. Go ahead and compile it yourself!

johnnyd_cm,

@dgar Ah, you bought it from Ikea!

ipd,

@dgar
He can have his cake and heat it too.

veecorreia,

@dgar 🤣​

kln,
@kln@mstdn.io avatar

@dgar ny favorite compiler.

(CC-BY Rysn Snyder via https://flickr.com/photos/ryansnyder/)

j,

@dgar Popping down to my local distro to pick up a pre-baked Linux cake and a can of delicious free software frosting.

Milkman76,
@Milkman76@mastodon.social avatar

@dgar 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ohhhh snap, as we used to say.

defcon201,
@defcon201@hostux.social avatar

@dgar This is how users celebrate their birthdays. All it needs is a 2 liter bottle of whisky.

sed,

@dgar This joke is almost as old as Linux...

notsoloud,
@notsoloud@expressional.social avatar

@dgar
GNU Cake Bakery instructions:
$gcb ingredients --pre-mix --temp=180 --time=35 -o cake.out

timo21,
@timo21@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@dgar 😅 😂 😆

djundjila,
@djundjila@wetshaving.social avatar

@dgar
Ikea says hi 😅

polykultura,

@dgar Love it

Skiriki,
@Skiriki@mstdn.social avatar

@dgar I'll compile this cake for anyone who wants to collab me with getting a new server up. 😂

spacehobo,

@dgar This was funnier in the 90s when users actually compiled their own kernels.

godot,
@godot@muenchen.social avatar

@dgar
If you enable the optimization, will the cake then get BIGGER or smaller ???

LordCaramac,
@LordCaramac@discordian.social avatar

@dgar

tar -xvzf cake-30.1.17-essential.tar.gz
cd cake-30.1.17
./configure
make
sudo make install

That was easy.

phrees,
@phrees@mastodon.social avatar

@dgar Out of frame, a single nut, for the kernel.

eric_normandeau,
@eric_normandeau@genomic.social avatar

@dgar

./configure --prefix /home/linux/bin/cake
make -j 32
make install
echo "Happy birthday Linux!"

Onymous,

@dgar you've forgotten the documentation, which should be somewhat ambiguous and missing a crucial step that can only be found 3/4 of the way through a very long obscure mailing list thread from 15 years ago. I <3 Linux though ;-)

robotistry,
@robotistry@sciencemastodon.com avatar

@dgar Did no-one else look at that picture and wonder what kind of cake they're making? Those proportions are VERY confusing. My eyes say:

1 cup unsalted butter
7 eggs in a bowl, unseparated
1/2 tsp salt
3 tsp vanilla
2 cups milk
3 cups sugar
2 cups flour (larger bowl)
1 cup flour (smaller bowl - and why two bowls?)
No leavening

That's just ... I mean ... what kind of cake would that even make?

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@robotistry
Someone should feed this question to ChatGPT…
😁

MW1CFN,
@MW1CFN@mastodon.radio avatar

@dgar 😂

proedie,
@proedie@mastodon.green avatar

@dgar Why the soy sauce?!

LOGAn1298,
valentin_petzel,
@valentin_petzel@aut.social avatar

@dgar yay -S cake!

kevinteljeur,
@kevinteljeur@mastodon.online avatar

@dgar @Walrus “This doesn’t bake in my oven”

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