jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

oh lord i found a massive TV on the street and brought it in for but it is immediately clear that it is just gonna make me get too spooked

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

i adore "parking" as a euphemism for fucking, what an impossibly american linguistic construction

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

what version is everyone on? i'm detecting some uh timing anomalies. this is the one i landed on https://archive.org/details/killer.-klowns.-from.-outer.-space.-1988.720p.-blu-ray.x-264-yts.-am

WhiskeySailor,
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@jonny that's the one I'm using

blogdiva,
@blogdiva@mastodon.social avatar

@jonny i had to get mine from dailymotion because that one wsnt loading

bunnyhero,

@jonny i'm watching on shudder canada but doing a quick peek at the one on archive the timing is very close

diazona,
@diazona@techhub.social avatar

@jonny same here

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

Looking at the card, and @cheribaker has certainly left some cryptic ones in here.. i guess we will know what a firehouse amenity is if we see it

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

CLOWN HORROR SOUNDTRACK IS NOT DISAPPOINTING.

CUE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdA0mW-9jRs

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

name of the movie!!! name of the movie!!!!

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

as per usual i am sympathizing more with the clowns than the humans and their pastoral life of harvesting cotton candy and slapstick

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

the clowning before cotton candying is actually their ancient ethical hunting ritual as they ensure the food they need to take from this earth is entertained and happy in its last moments

otheorange_tag,
@otheorange_tag@mstdn.social avatar

@jonny Ethically harvested?!... 🤔

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

cop just arresting the kid for no reason, no rights read, now that's historical accuracy.

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

pixar mascot on desk !!!!!

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

compressing the people with a shadow puppet is their equivalent of a clif bar, highly concentrated nutrients you can store in your popcorn briefcase when you're on the go. cotton candy is more like the preserves you keep in the cellar for a full meal

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar
jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

i am obsessed with this movie how do they nail literally every clown gag so hard. must have had clowns on staff

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

A kaiju spectacularly vulnerable to conventional weapons!?!?!?!?! that would never be on the bingo card

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

the later civilizations of clowns began to use mechanized labor like combine cotton candy harvesters and drifted further from the symbiotic harvesting of earlier clowns

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

their machines like the centipede/snake clowns did not inherit a respect for the craft, not even bothering with schtick before going for the kill

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

absolutely screaming at the chariots of fire riff as they get out of the clown car. they LAND. EVERY. BIT

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

my dogs when you are contending with a slapstick enemy you need to periodically stop short and say "they're right behind me, aren't they" but then shoot backwards before looking as a counter-bit

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

firehouse amenity, you know it when you see it. bravo @cheribaker

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

when you came into this funhouse without an armload of banana peels and rakes you came in UNARMED

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

no matter what happens at the end, this town has had an absolutely staggering loss of life that can only be mourned by the living pulling out a scarf from their sleeves for every loved one they lost

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

Revenge of the Killer Klowns (1988): 6/5
Flawless

diazona,
@diazona@techhub.social avatar

@jonny 😂 but you're not wrong

Sorl,
@Sorl@goblin.camp avatar

@jonny they have to learn the craft of clowning as they grow and mature, it is an art passed down

whknott,

@jonny An Achilles nose, so to speak

Zerofactorial,
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@jonny Thanks, Reagan

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