the_etrain,
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Top 5 Non-human candidates for Speaker of the House:
5. Your cat
4. Your other cat
3. Sasquatch
2. Gritty

  1. @LRRRonEarth
LRRRonEarth,
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@the_etrain

I AM AN EXCELLENT SPEAKER! I AM FLUENT IN THE LANGUAGE OF WRATH!

monicarooney,

@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth oh no! What about my third cat?!

PynkEmber,

@the_etrain @JustFrank @LRRRonEarth Hey! You forgot my dog

the_etrain,
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@PynkEmber @JustFrank @LRRRonEarth
Dogs are too friendly. Politics would eat them alive.

tinebeest,
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@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth Gritty. Or Jorts and Jean.

DMRDynamics,

@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth

Both my cats are overqualified...

LRRRonEarth,
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@the_etrain THIS HAS BEEN AN UNSETTLING WINDOW INTO PUBLIC SENTIMENT.

clankgy1,

@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth No disrespect meant, but I had high hopes that the last optoion was L. Ron's earthly Mastodon presence. He could have liberated all the body thetans as Speaker.

Lightfighter,

@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth I could get behind Gritty for Speaker

roadriverrail,

@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth personally, I'm going with Gritty. He has a squeaky toy on each hand.

Crazypedia,
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@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth :grittyreact:

CoachMark,
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wcbdata,
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@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth Gritty has my vote.

michelestrider,
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@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth can we Voltron them together somehow?

the_etrain,
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@michelestrider
🤣🤣🤣 yes! But it'll just be everything riding on LRRR's shoulders.
@LRRRonEarth

michelestrider,
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@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth As long as he doesn't snack on the cats, I feel this could work

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