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michelestrider

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I chronicle the adventures of my imaginary friends.
https://amzn.to/3BBqv7B

Sometimes, I write as my imaginary friend John Anders Erickson. https://bit.ly/3KXcMwE

Formerly hotgingermess on the bird site.

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michelestrider, to random
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The phrase "startup boom" hits different when you remember the first Godfather movie

RickiTarr, to random
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What is the thing(s) that attracts you to a person romantically or otherwise?

michelestrider,
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@RickiTarr a doctorate and a motorcycle. I'm picky and precise

michelestrider, to random
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I don't believe an accent tells you if a person is intelligent or not. It tells you if they can cook

michelestrider,
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If you think I'm eating your red beans and rice, you better say boil like "bowl"

michelestrider,
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Oh, you made gumbo? Say the word "oil" first

michelestrider, to random
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In the future, some underpaid academic is going to have to figure out what the hell the words "meme stock" meant and they have my sympathy

michelestrider,
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Explain any single news story of the last 5 years out loud and you will sound like a jabbering nincompoop

michelestrider,
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sinks into deep thoughts on the word "nincompoop"

michelestrider,
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It's short for Nine Inch Nails compoop

RickiTarr, to random
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Seriously heard someone saying they don't listen to many black artists, because they aren't really into rap. Bitch please, feel free to share songs from Black artists from any genre. Here is one of my favorites, if you like this song please check out her other work:

https://youtu.be/KovrJ8HXI1Q?si=HOYIG7YMuAUTsJz6

michelestrider,
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@RickiTarr Have we done Joan Armatrading yet? Everything she writes/performs is a classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brp8Va8XVQw

Alice, to random
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I've officially reached the age where I’m apparently older than all of the SNL cast members' moms.

michelestrider,
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@Alice that's hot

michelestrider, to random
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Quick, what personal failings are you blaming on the solar storm?

michelestrider,
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"Sorry, I wasn't listening. Solar storm. You understand."

michelestrider,
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"Sorry I missed your play/recital/improv show. Solar storm, ya' know."

michelestrider, to random
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Is it true? Are tramp stamps really coming back?

michelestrider,
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Cause I'm gonna make some young people hella uncomfortable

michelestrider,
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How many tattoos do you have?

michelestrider, to random
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We're only talking about RFK's brain worms today. All other topics have been tabled until we exhaust the entertainment potential of this.

michelestrider,
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"In the interview with The Times, he said that he had experienced “severe brain fog” and had trouble retrieving words."

Vote Brain Fog 2024!

michelestrider,
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"It feels like there’s a bag of worms in my chest. I can feel immediately when it goes out,” he said."

How much of you is currently worm-infested, Mr. Kennedy? Inquiring minds want to know...

michelestrider,
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"He also said in the deposition and the interview that he had contracted hepatitis C through intravenous drug use in his youth."

Way to bury the damn lede, NYTimes. Hunter Biden would like a word, please

michelestrider,
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"Mr. Kennedy has spoken publicly about one other major health condition — spasmodic dysphonia, a neurological disorder that causes his vocal cords to squeeze too close together and explains his hoarse, sometimes strained voice."

Even your own throat is trying to shut you up, sir.

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In summary:

Vote Shirtless Mercury Brainworm Drug Ripper 2024

michelestrider,
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you, a skilled/talented person: suffers from imposter syndrome

mercury-poisoned brainworm guy: I should be president

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What cracks me up is when you go to a restaurant, and they ask if you've been there before, and then they say, "Well, we do things a little different here", and then it's exactly like every other restaurant, but more expensive.

michelestrider,
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@RickiTarr

"we do things a little different here" = "we charge separately for individual items usually expected/included in the order"

michelestrider,
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@RickiTarr bbq, but they charge extra for sauce. RIP, that deconstructed bbq place on Gilman St.

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