lowqualityfacts,
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

I've had a few more people accuse me of being an AI, so here's your semi-annual reminder that I am indeed a living breathing person.

Last weekend I went to a wedding with my girlfriend, who is also not an AI. You can tell that I am indeed human because AI does not know how to wear a suit. It will someday, but the technology is simply not there yet.

Klepsis,
@Klepsis@mastodonbooks.net avatar

@lowqualityfacts "AI does not know how to wear a suit" implies that AI does know how to escort a nice non-AI girlfriend to a wedding, I suppose.

nutsling,
@nutsling@jorts.horse avatar
dcmcdon,

@lowqualityfacts also AI's do not have girlfriends.

Burstaholic,

@lowqualityfacts accidental high-quality fact 🌟

JohnLoader6,
@JohnLoader6@masto.ai avatar

@lowqualityfacts the Prime Minister doesn't know how to wear a suit. The A I can understand in his case, the I is elusive

NatriceR,

@lowqualityfacts sharp looking couple!!

bytebro,

@lowqualityfacts ...and very lovely looking AIs you both are 🙂

elkepattyn,

@lowqualityfacts
Cutest AI ever

Davidrichard,
@Davidrichard@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts beautiful people! Definitely not AI 😀

Karnbot13,
@Karnbot13@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts This sounds a lot like something an AI would say if it were trying to hide its identity. Now, I'm not saying that you're Skynet but I'm not, not saying that you're Skynet. Either way, I'm going to follow this account closely to ensure that we aren't witnessing the rise of the machines. I've seen the documentaries and it doesn't end well for us

kneworldodor,
@kneworldodor@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts nice to meet you. Thanks for helping to balance the dark realities in my feed with humor.

jhoward,
@jhoward@social.sdf.org avatar

@lowqualityfacts
This is exactly what an AI would post. Come to think of it. This is exactly what an AI would comment.

I knew it. It's AI all the way down.

CryogenicIce9,

@lowqualityfacts

I've been watching this for 10 minutes now, and neither of you have blinked, so I conclude that you're both really just AI in a flesh suit.

mavu,
@mavu@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts ha! Nice try, but you can clearly see both "people" have only 4 fingers in the picture, real humans have 5 and AIs always have trouble creating pictures with the correct amount of fingers.
Busted!

gpowerf,

@lowqualityfacts Im looking at both your hands and I don’t know man, I’m not convinced. 😉😄

jigmedatse,
@jigmedatse@social.jigmedatse.com avatar

@lowqualityfacts This sounds like something an AI would say.

Annaspanner,
@Annaspanner@bookstodon.com avatar

@lowqualityfacts great picture, you both look lovely and very cool & elegant

TribeofMa,
@TribeofMa@ohai.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts just what an AI would say 🙀🧐

SkipHuffman,
@SkipHuffman@astrodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts you couldn't have taken ten minutes to Photoshop an extra finger on?

YadyO,
@YadyO@tooters.org avatar

@lowqualityfacts
I'm almost convince, almost.
You guys look great lovies.

wpieper,
@wpieper@mstdn.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts another “low quality fact”.

Sigh, guess it does what it says on the tin 😹

thesteelrat,
@thesteelrat@mstdn.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts

4 fingers and a thumb holding a glass? Seems legit

(you both make a cute couple)

JohnJBurnsIII,
@JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to avatar

@lowqualityfacts

If you only had 2 checkboxes that were checked and said: not a robot...

backofbeyond,
@backofbeyond@c.im avatar

@lowqualityfacts AI also doesn't know how to make hands look like normal hands.

topher,

@lowqualityfacts

At least, an AI wouldn't know how to wear a suit that well!

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