lowqualityfacts,
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

I've had a few more people accuse me of being an AI, so here's your semi-annual reminder that I am indeed a living breathing person.

Last weekend I went to a wedding with my girlfriend, who is also not an AI. You can tell that I am indeed human because AI does not know how to wear a suit. It will someday, but the technology is simply not there yet.

cafechatnoir,
@cafechatnoir@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts
You are a very cute not-AI couple! Also please tell your girlfriend that her dress is great.

anarchic_teapot,
@anarchic_teapot@lingo.lol avatar

@lowqualityfacts counts the fingers, just in case

milquetoast,

@lowqualityfacts I can tell you ain't an AI. The hands give it away.

davidbcohen, (edited )
@davidbcohen@twit.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts I do not believe you because there is no cat in that picture.

drive,
@drive@fosstodon.org avatar

@lowqualityfacts very cute couple.

Cbab,

@lowqualityfacts - You also appear to have the correct number of fingers.

Mutedog,
@Mutedog@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts looks like you had a good time, which is something else AI is currently incapable of.

michelestrider,
@michelestrider@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Non-AI girlfriend has excellent taste in dresses

roller,

@lowqualityfacts I think you may be hallucinating.....

monsoonrains, (edited )
@monsoonrains@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts I'm sorry, you breathe?

In this economy?

Clearly you're some sort of disgusting, extortionating capitalist.

I shall be considering unfollowing you in my yearly review.

Which will happen in a year.

I am just not sure which year...

DoesntExist,
@DoesntExist@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts
Hands look good. Checks out.

gi124,
@gi124@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts that isn't low quality. I feel duped

Lichtenbergian,
@Lichtenbergian@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@lowqualityfacts Nice try, but we notice you didn't show a lot of fingers in this shot.

NaraMoore,
@NaraMoore@sakurajima.moe avatar

@lowqualityfacts

Your hands also have the right number of fingers.
And so do your GF.
Probably not AI

garbados,

@lowqualityfacts i feel like this post is probably a series of true statements because the hands in that picture aren’t nightmarish but because you are low quality facts i cannot shake that i nevertheless suspect this is a ruse

deadbeefmonster,

@lowqualityfacts cute couple, allegedly IRL checks the pixels

melissagreen,
@melissagreen@chaosfem.tw avatar

@lowqualityfacts I dunno, those fingers are pretty unconvincing... always check the hands!

TorbjornBjorkman,

@melissagreen @lowqualityfacts Also toes. Although certainty might require discreet inquiries as to precisely what postal code they hail from.

iam_jfnklstrm,

@lowqualityfacts AI as in Actual Individual? Just guessing 🙂

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