brucelawson,
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I fucking hate trendy coffee shops. I hate room with exposed bricks & utility ducts, and artfully distressed wooden tables, packed with content creators sipping their flat white soy twattacinos, with a daft picture doodled in it by a wanker, and eating avocado on sourdough served in a plant pot, or a repurposed bird bath.

matt,
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@brucelawson U ok hun?

brucelawson,
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@matt Got a bit of a cough and a sniffle, so probably dying

matt,
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@brucelawson Maybe the coffee shop has Lemsip Max on the menu?

brucelawson,
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@matt By Jove, it does! "Lemsip Max is not just a drink; it's an experience. Crafted with precision and an unwavering commitment to holistic relief, our lemon-infused elixir is nothing short of a winter's dream come true. Bursting forth with a zesty citrus crescendo, it awakens your senses and ignites your inner fire with a caffeine kick that's as smooth as a vinyl record.

As you sip, you'll feel the warmth of comfort enveloping you, like a vintage cardigan embracing your very soul."

matt,
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@brucelawson Who can resist notes of a ‘zesty citrus crescendo’. ✨

simoncox,
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@brucelawson
so they didn't have an empty table for you this bright and sunny morning?

brucelawson,
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@simoncox Full of content creators, no room for an old-fashioned standard rant blogger

simoncox,
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jonoabroad,
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@brucelawson wake up on the wrong side of bed?

brucelawson,
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@jonoabroad got a slight headcold. So, yeah, middle-aged grump is on maximum warp power

jonoabroad,
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@brucelawson ahh " just want a fucking coffee"

oliciv,
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@jonoabroad @brucelawson A nice coffee will sort that. I know just the place...

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