dgar, 7 months ago What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea. What do you call a dog with no legs? Anything you want, he’s not coming. What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitals? Still no fucking idea.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Anything you want, he’s not coming.
What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitals? Still no fucking idea.
FrauZeitlos, 7 months ago @dgar What is a fly with no wings and no legs? A lie
@dgar What is a fly with no wings and no legs? A lie
dgar, 7 months ago @FrauZeitlos 😂
@FrauZeitlos 😂
spm, 7 months ago @dgar @FrauZeitlos i always thought it was a raisin 😳
@dgar @FrauZeitlos i always thought it was a raisin 😳
juglugs, 7 months ago @dgar A bloke tried to sell me 8 legs of venison for £300. I said, "That's two deer"
@dgar
A bloke tried to sell me 8 legs of venison for £300.
I said, "That's two deer"
PTR_K, 7 months ago @juglugs @dgar Q: If you have 50 female pigs, and 50 male deer, taken all together how much wealth do you have? A: A hundred sows 'n' bucks! #Humor #TerriblePuns
@juglugs @dgar Q: If you have 50 female pigs, and 50 male deer, taken all together how much wealth do you have?
A: A hundred sows 'n' bucks!
#Humor #TerriblePuns
jargoggles, 7 months ago @dgar What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? Elephino 🤷
@dgar What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino 🤷
dgar, 7 months ago @jargoggles 😂
@jargoggles 😂
GlenDownton, 7 months ago @dgar What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
@dgar What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
dgar, 7 months ago @GlenDownton 🤭
@GlenDownton 🤭
cvwillegen, 7 months ago @dgar What do you call a fly without wings and legs? A lie? No, a raisin.
@dgar What do you call a fly without wings and legs? A lie? No, a raisin.
partnumber2, 7 months ago @dgar “I say. I say. I say. My dog’s got no nose.” “Your dog’s got no nose?” “That’s right. My dog’s got no nose.” “How does he smell?” “He can’t, you daft twat. He’s got no nose.” 👀😎
“I say. I say. I say. My dog’s got no nose.”
“Your dog’s got no nose?”
“That’s right. My dog’s got no nose.”
“How does he smell?”
“He can’t, you daft twat. He’s got no nose.”
👀😎
MaJ1, 7 months ago @dgar 🤦♂️ 😂
@dgar 🤦♂️ 😂
ianholmes, 7 months ago @dgar What do you call a deer with no ideas? Stagnant.
@dgar What do you call a deer with no ideas? Stagnant.
deborahh, 7 months ago @dgar nooooo
@dgar nooooo
fkamiah17, 7 months ago @dgar Is this from your upcoming book "Jokes My Grandad Told Me When I Was Seven"? 😆😘 You forgot: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug
@dgar Is this from your upcoming book "Jokes My Grandad Told Me When I Was Seven"? 😆😘 You forgot: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug
dgar, 7 months ago @fkamiah17 What do call a man without a spade in his head? Douglas
@fkamiah17 What do call a man without a spade in his head? Douglas
fkamiah17, 7 months ago @dgar I was going to put that one as well but thinking about it, it doesn't actually make sense. And then there's the issue of it not being funny 😆
@dgar I was going to put that one as well but thinking about it, it doesn't actually make sense. And then there's the issue of it not being funny 😆
BackFromTheDud, 7 months ago @dgar What do you call a man with a metal plated bottom? Nicholas! (Nickle-arse) @fkamiah17
@dgar What do you call a man with a metal plated bottom? Nicholas! (Nickle-arse) @fkamiah17
ACAElliott, 7 months ago @fkamiah17 @dgar First thought: "What does he mean 'Grandad' ? Those are jokes from MY childhood." Second thought: "Uh-oh!"
@fkamiah17 @dgar
First thought: "What does he mean 'Grandad' ? Those are jokes from MY childhood."
Second thought: "Uh-oh!"
dgar, 7 months ago @ACAElliott @fkamiah17 😂
@ACAElliott @fkamiah17 😂
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