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BackFromTheDud

@BackFromTheDud@mas.to

Just some guy, born and living in England by accident of birth, pushing 60, and weary of being reasonable in an unreasonable world.
Ruled by my cats.
ASD.
Still playing (badly) Bass, guitars, synths, effects, etc.
Motorbikes, scooters, and other noisy stuff may also turn up.
Watches "Star Trek"
Pronouns: He, Him, "That Bald Bastard".
Thela Hun Ginjeet.
vaj qeylIS mIwvam'e'!
"Work makes you Fret!"
"Everyone I know goes away in the end"
Sometimes (often?) Sweary.

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LauraKT, to random
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We need to respect his lifestyle choice 👇

https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/king-charles-formally-comes-out-as

BackFromTheDud,
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@LauraKT Hell won't take him. Even THEY have standards!

dgar, to random
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When people misuse the words concrete, asphalt and gravel, it's just cementics.

BackFromTheDud,
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@dgar Don't tar them all with the same brush. This is just the surface!

thecontinent, to random
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Meta’s community standards are supposed to protect users from bad or distressing content. Instead, they are protecting the Somali government from criticism. https://open.substack.com/pub/continent/p/facebook-aids-and-abets-somalias?r=2d15gt&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

BackFromTheDud,
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@thecontinent That's what big corporations do, isn't it? Protect war criminals and corrupt governments?

BackFromTheDud, to random
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Just bang the rocks together, guys! #NowListening Steve Reich - Music for Pieces of Wood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4JQD0cy87I

gratefuldread, to random
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The Ban on “Lab-Grown” Meat is Both Reprehensible and Stupid https://www.currentaffairs.org/2024/05/the-ban-on-lab-grown-meat-is-both-reprehensible-and-stupid/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

BackFromTheDud,
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@gratefuldread Sorry for the crap pun, but is this because of interference by "Big Farmer"?
I'll get my hat...

BackFromTheDud,
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@gratefuldread I'm here all week, try the quiche!

LauraKT, to random
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    BackFromTheDud,
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    @LauraKT Yes, and stop calling the zionists zionists, because it upsets them!

    atomicpoet, to random
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    It’s also rich when a white American refers to Jews as “European colonizers” when Jews have been indigenous to the Middle East for thousands of years.

    Meanwhile, when did white people show up in the USA? Maybe 500 years ago, if I’m being charitable.

    BackFromTheDud,
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    @atomicpoet I wonder what the family lineage is of the ones that support the genocide? Odds are it's mostly European.

    Gogs, to random
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    Aging beautifully, like a germinating tuber

    BackFromTheDud,
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    @Gogs Very poetic.

    SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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    Happy Caturday!

    BackFromTheDud,
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    @SmudgeTheInsultCat "which one of you dogs insulted my boy?"

    BackFromTheDud, to ubuntu
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    Okay, all the search engines are cack, so can anyone give me a link to a stable CPU temperature monitor for please?

    kaylee, to trans
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    The sales clerk told me the stripes were parallel 😠

    BackFromTheDud,
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    @kaylee I thought parallel lines eventually met?

    BackFromTheDud, to animals
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    All my Voids are staring at me. I'm scared!

    dgar, to random
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    Photon: I’d like to check in. Quietest room you have please. I’m a light sleeper.

    Manager: Certainly! Do you have luggage?

    Photon: No, I’m travelling light.

    Manager: Photon ID?

    Photon: *waves

    Manager: Will you be attending the morning service?

    Photon: No mass for me.

    BackFromTheDud,
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    @dgar Particle Physics gives me a Large Hadron!

    davidho, to random
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    I’m 5’11” (180 cm) so at least this driver should see the top of my head before running me over.

    BackFromTheDud,
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    @davidho I'm only 5'8" (ish!), so I'd not even be noticed! Nor would my car, come to that.

    windowsonwindows, to random
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    Microsoft Bob (1995) aimed to provide a more user-friendly UI for Windows. It used the metaphor of a house, with rooms containing objects representing apps. Assistants - such as Rover the dog - offered help. With its poor reception, Bob is one of Microsoft’s biggest failures. 🏠

    BackFromTheDud,
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    @windowsonwindows But it DID give us Comic Sans.

    BackFromTheDud, to random
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    @Jerry So that infers all those Az lawmakers that voted for it are nonces. Or am I reading too much in?

    BackFromTheDud, to random
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    A reminder that you should

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    BackFromTheDud,
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    @AaronDavid Can anyone please explain how that can be even an option in a supposed civilised nation not at war? Who finds something like this comforting?

    w7voa, to random
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    UK Foreign Minister David Cameron, at the State Department, says his visit last evening to Mar-a-Lago to see former President Trump was "entirely proper" as it was in line with precedent in meeting with opposition leaders in the US, but was a private dicussion.

    BackFromTheDud,
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    @w7voa "Yesterday I spoke with a convicted rapist who has 91 outstanding trials about matters of great sensitivity, which I'm sure Vladimir Putin enjoyed immensely"

    SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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    BackFromTheDud,
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    @SmudgeTheInsultCat Hedy Lamarr FTW!

    BackFromTheDud, to random
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    Thinks: Why do people bother with a mobile phone if you DON'T FUCKING ANSWER THE MOTHERFUCKER?!

    BlackAzizAnansi, to random
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    They're going to blame the earthquake on vaccines, aren't they?

    BackFromTheDud,
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    @BlackAzizAnansi GAY vaccines with radioactive tracers that control your mind into thinking people should be treated fairly, thus making you a woke commie pinko!!

    glynmoody, to random
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    Michael Gove admits to ‘moral cowardice’ during Brexit campaign - https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/apr/05/michael-gove-moral-cowardice-brexit-campaign so we can add that to his intellectual dishonesty, then...

    BackFromTheDud,
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    @glynmoody He's a moral coward, an emotional coward, a physical coward,.....

    dgar, to random
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    Stallone: I’m making a movie about classical composers.
    I’ll be Beethoven.

    Van Damme: I’ll be Mozart.

    Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys. I’m not saying it.

    BackFromTheDud,
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    @dgar At Arnie's age it's not so much "I'll be back!" as "Ooh, my back!!"!

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