GottaLaff,
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Via Brian Tyler Cohen:

An unearthed clip shows promoting an app called “Covenant Eyes” which “scans your devices” and “sends a report” to someone if you view “sinful” material. The app says “defeat porn.”

He has been scrubbing this from his pages.

legallaurak,
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@GottaLaff This is almost too weird to believe ... I mean, "covenant eyes"? Someone would seriously name their app that?

CStamp,
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GottaLaff,
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@CStamp Inevitably

WayofCats,
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@GottaLaff That was supposed to stop Josh Duggar. It did not.

Drdind,
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Just_Tired,
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@GottaLaff
Probably doesn't flag presentations by MTG, on the house floor.

BillMcGuire,

@GottaLaff
I'm beginning to believe MJ thinks he's the anointed ONE. I'd like to go on record and SCREAM, "I certainly hope not!"

ArpComics,

@GottaLaff I helped a client recently who was having trouble with a website and it turned out Covenant Eyes was the culprit - and he had no way to disable it. He had to get his hard drive wiped & OS reinstalled.

And I read somewhere that a former user was called out for their pr0n by their pastor. It’s Religious Big Brother.

cafechatnoir,
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@GottaLaff
Oh, this is so gross.

mickymorse,

@GottaLaff Too late. Speaker Johnson is a hypocritical sex deviant.

3dogcouch,
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CapeHeaven,
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@GottaLaff OMG that’s what the pedo, Josh Duggar, was using and his parents put it on all the adult kid’s phones and electronics.

catsrule0000,
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@GottaLaff he's gonna be undone in a minute when it all comes out...

junecasagrande,
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@GottaLaff Do they have the first clue that millions upon millions of people can say no to porn if they want to? No shock treatments, storm troopers, 24-hour surveillance?

GottaLaff,
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@junecasagrande It's allll about power.

junecasagrande,
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@GottaLaff It's that simple, isn't it?

GottaLaff,
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GreetingsOut,

@GottaLaff just wow

GottaLaff,
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@GreetingsOut We say that a lot these days

MattFerrel,
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@GottaLaff Mike Johnson either has a serious problem with viewing porn, or wants to see what his son sees. Or something. There is no non-creepy explanation. Why are these conservative Christians always so obsessed with sex?

GottaLaff,
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@MattFerrel Because they're repressed. Their families must have been awful.

dbattistella,
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@GottaLaff I have no doubt at all that at some point in the future someone is going to spill the beans on Mike Johnson. He is too repressed and religiously weird not to have skeletons in his closet (pun intended btw)

GottaLaff,
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@dbattistella Sure seems so

PandaChronicle,
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@GottaLaff
WTAF?

GGMcBG,
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@GottaLaff

Damn, thinking about this. I mean... christians designed an app to alert the flock on the red-flags in their browsing history being searchable, and what might cause trouble for them down the road. It's obviously not about purity of spirit. It's about secrecy and protection by institutions of abuse.

It's terrifying, the scope of the organization underneath the organizations.

BillMcGuire,

@GottaLaff still waiting for a REASONABLE explanation for the "adopted" 38 yr old black son who doesn't appear in any family photos.

GGMcBG,
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@GottaLaff

Mike's into some dark, horrifying shit, you can go all-in on that bet.

What he and his faith are hiding, I only hope some serious, good investigators with teeth are digging to uncover it fast.

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  • PandaChronicle,
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    @thepoliticalcat
    right? Super ick!!!!

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  • PandaChronicle,
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    @thepoliticalcat That definitely falls under the “something I NEVER want to think about in regards to my parents”
    What a load of rubbish these people are, and by “people” I mean the christi-fascist wing of the GQP.

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  • PandaChronicle,
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    @thepoliticalcat
    Eww indeed!

    c_merriweather,

    @GottaLaff Hmm. Wonder if there may be some of that well-known Republican Projection™ going on here. 👉🪞👈

    Studio_Gal,
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    @GottaLaff

    Covenent Eyes?

    COVENANT Eyes?!

    COVENANT EYES?

    YEEEESH!!!!

    GottaLaff,
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    @Studio_Gal I knooooowww. Ack!

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