lowqualityfacts,
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Tried to explain to my landlord that I do not pay rent in June due to my religious beliefs (deeply devout believer that landlords are the spawn of Satan) but he gave me the usual "get off my lawn or I will call the police" spiel, so please support me on Patreon in light of this gross injustice.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

asbestos,
@asbestos@toot.community avatar

@lowqualityfacts
Religious freedom!!!!!

Woodswalked,

@lowqualityfacts
Just like an Onion article. My eyes became saucers in disbelief. Then disbelief became scrutiny. Now I know it to be true.

Montaagge,

@lowqualityfacts I told them it was because of "Republican obstruction in congress" but they wont get back to me on that

Fidoly,

@lowqualityfacts

Did you try singing, "Rock of Ages" for him? Maybe when the cops show up that will work...

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