parismarx,
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💥 FINAL FOUR 💥

We’ve reached the semi-finals. It’s time to choose who will head to the final round!

🗳️ VOTE NOW: https://forms.gle/CP7XV9q3oS54qKWJ8

parismarx,
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RADICALIZED IMBECILE vs FASCIST PUPPETMASTER

🗳️ VOTE NOW: https://forms.gle/CP7XV9q3oS54qKWJ8

rticks,
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@parismarx

No one is worse than Leon Stink

No one

parismarx,
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AMAZON EMPEROR vs AI EMPORER-IN-THE-MAKING

🗳️ VOTE NOW: https://forms.gle/CP7XV9q3oS54qKWJ8

parismarx,
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We’re not doing Twitter polls so people who no longer use the platform can participate, but that doesn’t mean the results are hidden. You can watch the progress yourself over here:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1PC7KxMPfHhGpxQqOFdZdNVpQgolI1CI7ST94On3RrWc/viewanalytics

Frando,
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@parismarx any chance to vote without a google account ..?

FuckElon,
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@Frando @parismarx

It is quite ironic a poll like that requires a google account.

Snowshadow,
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@FuckElon
I was about to voice the same opinion. I guess I will have to find out the results using some other source.
@Frando @parismarx

parismarx,
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The winner will be announced tomorrow during our year-end livestream for Patreon supporters, and shortly after across social media.

Sign up to join us!

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parismarx,
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Voting is closed. Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos move to the finals. Come back tomorrow to vote for the winner of the Worst Person in Tech 2023!

cam,
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@parismarx wish we had the margins! Is Musk winning squeakers or is he storming the table? What was the Sam story?

parismarx,
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@cam They’re available for every matchup https://mastodon.online/@parismarx/111590494253189696

Laukidh,

@parismarx oh jeeze, Musk vs Theil is rough at the moment.

igb,
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@parismarx I'm disappointed David Sacks didn't make it deeper into the tournament.

stuartmarks,
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@igb @parismarx Yeah some of the first round matchups were tough. It was a shame having Eric Schmidt, Mark Zuckerberg, and Bill Gates all knocked out in the first round. Maybe a preliminary seeding round would help prevent this next time.

That said, the semi-finals are shaping up well!

igb,
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@stuartmarks @parismarx yes! Super-villains like Musk and Theil should get a bye for the first round.

stuartmarks,
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@igb @parismarx Or have top seed matched against bottom seed, 2nd seed against 31st seed, etc.

bondolo,

@stuartmarks @igb @parismarx I prefer double or triple elimination because it reduces matchup issues and also means that they also end up not just being losers but two or three time losers.

zardoz03,

@parismarx JeffBezos and ElonMusk seem more like rubes compared to Thiel and Altman, like Altman is doing mad datacrunching of the entire commons and Thiel literally has a MIC corporation named Palantir of all things. Amazon is an entire machine of human suffering all the way down but Altman uniquely seems worse than Bezos, unless Bezos was on the flight logs

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