glynmoody,
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US pastor accused of trying to put wife’s co-worker’s head in deep fryer - https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/jan/02/north-carolina-mcdonalds-pastor-wife-co-worker-deep-fryer er, is that what jesus would have wanted...?

AngleseyStick,
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@glynmoody surely that's salt and battery

glynmoody,
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NovemberMan,

@glynmoody Yes, but only MAGA Jesus 😉

glynmoody,
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@NovemberMan indeed

GoatRoper,
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@glynmoody

Republican Jesus would say "verily I say unto you, NOT THE FRYER! Shoot him with the AR-15!"

glynmoody,
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@GoatRoper very true

Grandalf,

@glynmoody

Zombie Jesus was just after some deep-fried brains in the shell.

glynmoody,
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@Grandalf could be...

fkamiah17,
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@glynmoody What is it about extremist godders that makes them such sadists, disproportionally?

glynmoody,
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@fkamiah17 yes, bit of a poser...

SnerkRabbledauber,
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@glynmoody

Not that old-time Jesus. But the new non-woke GOP Jesus? Abso-fuckin-lutely!

glynmoody,
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gsuberland,
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@glynmoody oh yikes I'm having flashbacks to that episode of Spooks.

glynmoody,
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@gsuberland I missed that fortunately

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